POSTS TAGGED: funny

Beware jailbait, recent widowers, and baby brothers. Appendages might end up getting snipped off by garden tools.

Truth hurts.

Equal parts Batman, booze and Looney Tunes.

Fiesta time!!

I’m beginning to think we will never run out of skanks.

Hey, remember the last eight weeks?

Turning DILF’s to MILF’s.

Insert Product Placement Here

Mother Knows Best!!

Engaged and poorly aged.

We all have our ups and downs…

Bethenny learns that other people than her mom make up shit about her.

Hell On Earth

Partial eclipse of the heart.

Oh shit, Gasmii. Can you believe what happened this week on Celebrity Apprentice? Besides the unexpected three hour tour on this shipwreck, all the wrong people got sent home. And Sparks decided since one hour of his boardroom isn’t enough, we get to sit through two boardrooms. At first I thought it was an April [...]

Daddies I’d like to frock!

The long-awaited season finale!

Anyone else tired of this guy??? Hello, dearest readers, and welcome to the very last Alcatraz recap of the season…or possibly forever! That’s just part of the show’s MYSTERY!! Monday night’s finale was a two-parter, and this recap will cover the second half (‘Tommy Mother F-in Madsen’) – if you’d like to check out the [...]

Stinky is as Stinky does.

The password is…over-identification.

… and if anyone, anywhere wanted to see Abe’s bouncing bare ass.

Mark and Robin send thanks from their toasty living rooms.

LET’S KILL BRIDGET!  - Umm, ok??? Does anyone remember the movie Let’s Scare Jessica To Death? It came out in the 70’s, I do believe, and it was always on TV when I was growing up. It’s about a group of friends that turn on this girl and basically drive her crazy. Wow, that was [...]

Doesn’t anyone plot straightforward murders in New York?

Tonight one of the Top 9 gets eliminated. And by the power of birthdays I will not be going to jail for anything I may or may not have said in this recap.

Ryan gets his pouch on

Sally’s plan doesn’t go horribly awry.

Could it be? Can we be rid of the Twattles for real???

And so, good night, until the next season airs.

I wouldn’t wish this crap on these asshats or my worst enemies. Except the puzzles.

These kids aren’t facing death. They are facing public humiliation, and while it feels like death, that is nowhere CLOSE to actual dying.

Welcome to the tea party!

Hey everyone! Fran here! Berry is here too, he just downed a gallon of milk, no one even dared him. He just did it. Maybe he’s having sympathy pregnancy hunger or it could be that he’s lacto-loading for this gripping episode of AR. BERRY, WIPE THAT MILK OUT OF YOUR BEARD, PHIL IS TALKING!! Phil: [...]

Life After Merge

Death by 1000 Princess cuts.

I’m vallegirl and I approve this message.

The winner will shock you! Actually, no, it really won’t.

Strange emotions surface within!

Join the Wig Party.

Nora’s back. Yay! So is Suren. Not so yay.