POSTS TAGGED: funny

The winner will SHOCK you.

The final three Disastrous Duos are revealed. (Spoilers within for those who haven’t watched!)

Snow’s gonna knock you out

Satan would be ashamed.

Karma!

Hormones? Drugs? Drinking and carousing? Contraband cell phone? Unauthorized use of internet? What?!??!?

Well, boat therapy.

It’s just a SLIGHT twist on that old tale… Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair…so that I can chop it off, string it on my violin bow, then violently drown you in the tub. It’s the stuff that dreams are made of, ladies. We are getting SO CLOSE to the season finale of Alcatraz, guys!! [...]

You guys know how much I hate Karen. But, CousinSuckUp? I can’t describe just how much I loathe her. Maybe it’s because she was never a part of the original crew. Maybe it’s because she winds Renee up in a way that even Karen never tried. Maybe it’s because she took her 11 year old [...]

That. Was. Awesome.

A teen heart-throb playing a teen heart-throb.

Two words: Bernadette Peters.

See why I call her ‘half-pint?’ Seriously…it’s amazing that her tiny hand can even wrap around that glass. Hey guys! Well, we’re winding down to the season finale of Alcatraz…or maybe I should say ‘winding UP,’ since it looks like the producers are starting to chuck some serious revelations our way. Last night’s episode – [...]

Breakin’ the law…breakin’ the law.

What’s Portuguese for “schadenfreude”?

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are officially mid-calves deep in this season! Give yourselves a pat on the back! Unless you suffer from chronic back pain like Berry, then just blow a kiss into a mirror or something. Last week was a non-elimination round so on the plus side Bopper & Barfer have another chance to [...]

You-know-who finally goes home! Hint: it’s not Voldemort.

Time to reshuffle the deck

Someone goes home. Is it who you thought it was?

That’s a wrap!

A silent boy. A worried Dad. Fate and destiny. Lots of orange soda. Awwwww….

Sally scares me.

Laziest finale in Project Runway HIIIISTORRRRYYYY!

Vicki’s busted.

Seems like an odd choice of ball marker, but to each his own. He’s totally gonna sink that putt, by the way. Heeeeeeeeey Gasmii! All ready to sit down with a warm cup of cocoa, curl up by the fire, and immerse yourself in a heartwarming tale of murder and brainwashing? And would you please [...]

TJ gets all Jeff Probst and calls out CT and Diem on their boneheaded Dome choice.

Hey race fans! Fran in the house! Don’t worry, Berry’s here too. Baby update: We just got back from a doctor visit to see how the little franberry is doing. They said they can’t tell if it’s a boy or a girl yet because apparently my amniotic fluid is not so much fluid as it [...]

Feel like crying? Justifying? Apologizing? This is your episode, then!

Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf?

No more “One World”

Shane is not this type of criminal.

Reading is fundamental.

Double your pleasure in this blood bath.

Family fights, f-words and fiestas.

Ivy is NOT having a good week.

FOX’s newest sitcom, Doc B and the Ward. Hiya gang! Last night we were finally treated to the episode of Alcatraz which had been pre-empted by that NASCAR race two weeks ago – ‘Clarence Montgomery.’ Thankfully, the re-ordering of the past few episodes didn’t affect the show’s overall continuity at all. I thought ‘Clarence Montgomery’ [...]

That was awesome!

Eat it, eat it, eat it…oooowww!

Even porn stars choke on their balls

The only thing better than a baby is a kitten.