POSTS TAGGED: funny

I just can’t stop smiling

Just a note that last Friday’s Grimm was preempted by the kick-ass work of all the law enforcement groups that took care of Boston. Although I would have loved to see Sgt. Wu work his magic there too. It will be played this coming Friday, instead.  I was going to recap the capture of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday April 22nd

Welcome back, loyal viewer! The show starts with a pre-recorded video of the Top 5 talkin’ ’bout issues and how crazy-cool-medallions it is that they made it to the top five.  A few of them sneak in comments about how it was “America” that voted for an all-woman group. Seems a little fishy that AI [...]

If you can’t beat ‘em…whine!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for April 19th-21st

The morning starts with these twits staring out the window at a lizard. If you find that odd, Rocky is outside up a tree. And asking for a beer from Bluto. Bluto starts to climb the tree, Rocky burps and throws her empty beer can on the ground and Bluto hilariously falls out of the [...]

  I’ll leave who the stupid hoe is up to you, but in my opinion, spelling the ebonics pronunciation of “whore” like a garden tool certainly qualifies one for the honor. So, there was an argument on the show last night. I’m not entirely sure what the argument was about – someone claimed they disagreed [...]

Val Kilmer weighs 180 pounds. That’s why it’s called fantasy people!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday April 18th

Just another day of bulls**t: Heather Locklear shares her nasty ass beauty secrets, Rick Ross gets dumped by Reebok, and Ozzy has to sober up. For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also, check out my Real Housewives of Orange County ReDubs, the latest of which is below!   

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Can I have more Colette?

Kim explains it all

Good day fellow race fans! Fran & Big B comin’ attcha with this weeks recap! Who do we got left? Slapshot (Bates & Anthony) CMT (Caroline & Jennifer) Internet (Joey & Meghan) Mullet (Chuck & Wynona) Jammer Moms (Mona & Beth) Psycho (Max & Katie) What are we doing this leg? Hanging with Phil at [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday April 17th

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday April 16th

Final Four!

Do you wanna know a secret? Do you promise not to tell?

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday April 15th

Soldier on, Sissies!

    Welcome back, fellow person who still watches American Idol.   So how does one go from the Top 3 to the Bottom 2 in one week? The performances weren’t any more cringe-worthy than they’ve been in the past. If the producers were indeed ballot-stuffing yesterday, I can’t say I blame them. The show [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for April 12th-14th

Hello peeps. It’s been 2 weeks since the last episode so lets jump (tee hee) back in! We left off with Rocky and Bluto arriving home only to find some greased up skanks angrily awaiting them. Nancy starts yelling at Rocky, “Is you laughing at me behind my back?” Rocky denies it but Nancy starts [...]

  Welcome back, glitter fairies and unicorns and other things found in Ryan Seacrest’s underpants. This week, the Idol producers responded to the resounding criticism on the internet that all they play is Old Ass Music™ by deeming tonight Burt Bacharach Night. Before we dive into those groovy feel-good tunes, we have to revisit the [...]

Love, Survivor Style

Phaedra and Kenya are still at it

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday April 11th

I really liked this episode. Hopefully my recap will live up to it, because it’s one where it may have been more interesting to watch, than it will be to read about. We start “Six Months Ago” and a husband and wife are getting ready for a formal evening out, but the husband is screaming [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday April 10th

It’s Makeover Time!

For more episodes, just keep it playing! Just another day of bulls**t: Selena Gomez’ love for Justin Bieber is killing her slowly, Ray J wrote a song about getting to Kim’s ass before Kanye, and Paula Abdul gets some vindication.   For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to check out [...]

LOVE HIM

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday April 9th

Pleaselettherebebarfing… pleaselettherebebarking… PLEASElet therebebarfing!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday April 8th

Sorry, we’re a week late, we took Lil’ C down to Florida to get her some hair plugs since she’s seven months old and still bald. Unacceptable! We heard the best hair plug guy in the business lives in Florida, and he’ll even braid it for free. Unfortunately, he was on a vacation to LA [...]

  As you can see from the photo above, the dress code the producers issued to the judges was “Evening Gowns or Ratty T-Shirts from Urban Outfitters.” Nicki, always the rebel,  refused to comply. I hope they make her smell Laz’s pits for punishment. The Top 7 perform “Somebody To Love” by Queen. Sounds like [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for April 5th-7th