POSTS TAGGED: funny

  Hello Ringii of the TVGasm – I owe you an apology for the loss of last week’s episode. I was traveling and I couldn’t get the time to cover the brilliance that was “It’s Easy To Cry, When There’s This Much Cash Involved” in the way it deserved. Or…? Anyway thank you for your [...]

More weird randomness and Chinese food!

Go back to the bridge you crawled out from under.

Camila is a problematic drinker, and the challenge involves touching each other on a 20-foot pole.

Scut Farkus is lucky he didn’t go to school with this week’s baddie. Hellooooooooo, Gasmii! Hopefully you’ve watched this week’s episode of Alcatraz and therefore understand the above reference…if not, let’s just say this episode was a dark extended version of an ‘It Gets Better’ video. As in, don’t worry about being bullied, because one [...]

Beavers and nuts and taints, oh my!

Bishop’s back!

Cast for her impressive ability to lie utterly still, just like Clooney’s wife in The Descendants. Seriously…wouldn’t you be bummed to find out you’d been cast as George Clooney’s wife, and then you spend the entire film lying in a hospital bed with your eyes closed, not uttering a single word? At least Parminder Nagra [...]

Jasmine and Tyrie bicker, the cast straddles a log, and Mark’s mouth gets him talked about, or so we hear.

Party City showgirls

Sniveling won’t fix a thing.

The chefs flee Texas for the Great White North!

Ice T and Coco are having a baby…sooner or later.

If you don’t dance then you’re no friend of mine.

Sniff…

There are fights. And a facial. A facial.

You’re a good man, Lionel Fusco.

KA-BLOOEY!!! Happy Valentine’s week, Gasmii! What’s that? You don’t celebrate Valentine’s for seven days straight?!? What’s WRONG with you?!? JK, I don’t even celebrate the stupid occasion for more than five minutes, myself. I woke up on Tuesday, briefly murmured ‘Happy Valentine’s Day, I guess,’ to my husband, and then promptly forgot all about it. [...]

Hey everybody, welcome back to Top Chef Canada! That’s right, we’ve left Texas behind, knocked its dust from our boots, traded in the summertime heat for the blast chiller of a snowy mountaintop in British Columbia, which is actually neither British nor Colombian… and where they have a serious aversion to vowels Look at all [...]

A series of unfortunate events

Someone bites it!

I say drown the bitch.

The exes seem to be getting along, except the ones who fall on each other’s heads.

This week’s The Bachelor starts off in yet another exotic location… Belize.  I’ve always watched The Bachelor/Bachelorette series and I really don’t remember another season where they jetted around the world this much.  The women arrive by plane and then by boat to another amazing resort location.  They all look pretty good for all of [...]

Puerto Rico feels bad.

Gordon Ramsay: Marriage Counselor

Makin’ some horror movie magic!

The contestants’ first night in Hollywood sparks drama, puking and back-stabbing. So, ya know, typical day in LA.

Don’t go getting too attached to THIS handsome fella… Yes indeed, it’s yet another True Blood alumnus…you may remember the gentleman above as Eggs, Tara’s ill-fated beau – this dude just can’t catch a break. Get it? Eggs, break – nyuck, nyuck, nyuck. (sorry) Well, Gasmii – if you’re anything like me, you’ve been hoping [...]

Love is the drug

Go cry, Emo Abe.

Make dat money.

Time for the Grammys!  I had an awesome nap during the show, but managed to stay awake for who & wear… The hair? Oh, my boyfriend and I were just playing around and he stuck my finger in an electric socket.  Relationship’s going great, thanks for asking! Fell over the edge of glory and currently in [...]

Previously on Grimm! That’s right, we’ve got enough plot threads in play to get a “Previously on Grimm” reminder at the start of this episode. To jog our collective memories, we’re reminded of the fact that a refrigerator repair-beaver wigged out when he found out that Nick is a Grimm: We’re also reminded that this [...]

The chefs find out who won Redemption Kitchen. Then everybody cries. The end.

Everyone wins Worst in Show

Never work with kids.

SSDD

They say the neon lights are bright…

Is it stunt casting if no one knows who the kid is?