POSTS TAGGED: funny

Don’t go getting too attached to THIS handsome fella… Yes indeed, it’s yet another True Blood alumnus…you may remember the gentleman above as Eggs, Tara’s ill-fated beau – this dude just can’t catch a break. Get it? Eggs, break – nyuck, nyuck, nyuck. (sorry) Well, Gasmii – if you’re anything like me, you’ve been hoping [...]

Love is the drug

Go cry, Emo Abe.

Make dat money.

Time for the Grammys!  I had an awesome nap during the show, but managed to stay awake for who & wear… The hair? Oh, my boyfriend and I were just playing around and he stuck my finger in an electric socket.  Relationship’s going great, thanks for asking! Fell over the edge of glory and currently in [...]

Previously on Grimm! That’s right, we’ve got enough plot threads in play to get a “Previously on Grimm” reminder at the start of this episode. To jog our collective memories, we’re reminded of the fact that a refrigerator repair-beaver wigged out when he found out that Nick is a Grimm: We’re also reminded that this [...]

The chefs find out who won Redemption Kitchen. Then everybody cries. The end.

Everyone wins Worst in Show

Never work with kids.

SSDD

They say the neon lights are bright…

Is it stunt casting if no one knows who the kid is?

JC Penny Boring vs. Boring Boring

Never trust rich, blond twins.

Sex, Lies, and Videotape, Oh My!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Knees are busted, teeth are chipped, big holes are dug in the sand.

Not like THAT, dirty-bird. Sheesh. Hiya, Gasmii! Are you all ready to dive into episode 5 of Alcatraz? Do you have a snack handy? Did you go to the bathroom already? ‘Cuz I am NOT turning this car around once we get started. This week, we were treated to a bit more back story on [...]

I had a good feeling about this episode going in. SMG appeared on both Watch What Happens Live and Live With Kelly to promote the show, so I was pretty sure that it would be an improvement over last week’s nonstarter. Thank God I was right. The show opens with Bridg strolling through the lobby [...]

Ru gets ready to RUUUUMBLLLLE!

Hell hath no fury, like a bunch of drunken skanks.

Beware ANY bicyclist who rides like he’s hiding a boner!

It’s like “Hostel”…if “Hostel” were rated PG-13

This week The Bachelor World Tour takes us to Panama City, Florida, where we will see topless Spring Breakers.

People are strange.

The dark & mysterious side of Hoyt Fortenberry. True Blood alert! That’s right – for once I referenced a show that isn’t Lost. I DO watch other things! How’s it hanging, Gasmii? Y’all sticking with me here? Very interested to hear your thoughts on our latest episode of Alcatraz… Episode 5 – “Guy Hastings” – [...]

Badonkadonk

Gordon sorts out some issues in suburban Atlanta (again).

Vinny is a brainless slab of beef, and Wes is a luckless pile of turkey.

The Smalls VS. The Talls

Snooki’s bladder and Mike’s psychosis.

Finch has met his match.

The naked episode. Naked models, that is, not contestants.

Must watch!

There’s a mouse on a quest to rid the world of a-holes!

The fairytale comes to a burning end like a lit match in a dry forest.

Shout out and a huge thank you to readers sardini and snowshoecat, whose comments convinced me to watch the first season of this glorious trainwreck of a show. Because if I hadn’t watched it, I never would have seen this happen: This is going to be my go-to happy thought for months. Here’s a quick [...]

Bridget gets banged

How the Man Got in the Mirror

Reese wants a normal life.