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  As you can see from the photo above, the dress code the producers issued to the judges was “Evening Gowns or Ratty T-Shirts from Urban Outfitters.” Nicki, always the rebel,  refused to comply. I hope they make her smell Laz’s pits for punishment. The Top 7 perform “Somebody To Love” by Queen. Sounds like [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for April 5th-7th

Two queens enter, one queen remains!

 ”Wonder if Cee Lo makes more than I do?”   It’s been a long hard week of excluding Lazaro from group activities save for the occasional cruel practical joke where he’s the target (you know you’d do the same), but the finalists are ready to roll for Rock Week.  That’s right – Rock. No ballads, [...]

MUST WATCH! So funny!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday April 4th

Balut. It’s What’s For Dinner.

Kenya’s coming out, everyone’s walking out

Hmm, Trailer Park yahoos, Satan and Nicolas Cage?Yes Please!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday April 3rd

“Then he seized his left foot with both hands in such a fury that he split in two.” Opening scene is an old copy of Alice in Wonderland being opened and the title page being ripped out. Then we’re at a launch party for Black Forest 2. A lot of young people are dancing while [...]

Now THIS is the 80′s It is Halloween in the Hamptons (which sounds like an ABC Family TV movie doesn’t it? Jennie Garth, call your agent! I want 10%!). We know this because Declan is carving a pumpkin! That’s why they keep him around, guys – holiday decorating. Six weeks have passed and we are [...]

¡Escándalo!

In case you missed it

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday April 2nd

Phillip’s Special. Just not in the way he thinks he is.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday April 1st

  The show opens with the contestants standing in two straight lines as Ryan goes into some bunk about how the contestants all “come from different backgrounds.” Yeah, they come from all different backgrounds besides the white male kind of background. Way to pat yourselves on the back for your behind-the-scenes race and gender orchestration [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for March 29th-31st

What Wood August Do?

Sugar Pie Honey Pile of Steaming Crap Cake. Great news – it’s Detroit Night! Coneys and urban prairie for everybody! Smokey Robinson is in the building, looking younger and fresher than Mariah Carey on her 43rd birthday. Vitamin C serum, people. I’ve been saying it for days (since I saw it on Dr. Oz). I [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday March 28th

Phillip’s Phantasy World

I’m back bitches! As you may have noticed, my ass was MIA last week. But as luck would have it PlathAddict stepped in and took control of these ho’s and I am eternally grateful to her, although a little afraid I could be hit by a bus tomorrow and as long as she took over [...]

This week on Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) make their way through the finale of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ third season and straight into the yell-y reunion show, where Kim Richards tries to remember who set what appointments where and Adrienne Maloof gets fired on national [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday March 27th

Starting Over

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi told everyone Ad’s babies were made out of playdo mixed with donkey sperm and carried by an illegal 13 year old K-mart checkout girl. And that’s fueled about 20 hours of TV. We open where we left off, at Lisa’s party/excuse for people to gift her [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday March 26th

Kenya and Phaedra go cheek to cheek.

RED SHAAAAAAAAAARPIE! This was quite a gratifying episode.  There were so many wonderful aspects of tonight’s episode!   The pen!  - The foster mother takedown! – Jack continuing to be a (somewhat subdued) badass! -  The Mason Treadwell of it all!  Didn’t I just bring him up last week? Was a great show – what [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday March 25th

This quote is from The Book of Doppelgangers… and from what I can gather, the book has nothing to do with the storyline in this week’s episode. A cool old car pulls up to a church. Inside the car, the driver seems to be having a headache. He walks into a group meeting where a [...]

A stutter and some tears = reality show Kryptonite. As challenging as it is to take an elderly gentleman dressed like the football team captain in a porno seriously, I appreciate Jimmy Iovine’s criticism of the judges’ lack of criticism. He thinks they go too easy on these people who couldn’t even hack it on [...]

The sheriff returns. I wish his shirt had stayed behind.

Can’t we just put her out of our misery?

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for March 22nd-24th

Hitting the reset button

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday March 21st

The return of Tow Truck Walter