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This quote is from The Book of Doppelgangers… and from what I can gather, the book has nothing to do with the storyline in this week’s episode. A cool old car pulls up to a church. Inside the car, the driver seems to be having a headache. He walks into a group meeting where a [...]

A stutter and some tears = reality show Kryptonite. As challenging as it is to take an elderly gentleman dressed like the football team captain in a porno seriously, I appreciate Jimmy Iovine’s criticism of the judges’ lack of criticism. He thinks they go too easy on these people who couldn’t even hack it on [...]

The sheriff returns. I wish his shirt had stayed behind.

Can’t we just put her out of our misery?

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for March 22nd-24th

Hitting the reset button

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday March 21st

The return of Tow Truck Walter

dcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F84062747″> Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo) were all back together this week on Watch What Crappens, and just in time for Faye Resnick’s latest irritating turn on “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.”  The guys break it all down as well as every other detail of the episode (including a [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday March 20th

Well, the grand, plot-altering highlight of this week is – of course – the full reveal of Eli, the con artist foster faux-bro (thanks for that, Nolan). Oh Eli, you tricky scamp, you! You made amazing strides in a short 43 minutes and you have your little pyromaniac sister on guard. The good news is [...]

Pretty sure their marriage will still be longer than Kim Kardashian’s.

I see London, I hear TMI about these girls’ lady parts.

Can you smell me?

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the Flaming Gaysian Muppet reappeared for a Bad Wig-Off with Ken,… Let’s just call this one a tie and mourn the idea of growing bald gracefully, shall we ladies? …Adrienne almost ran over Paul in her escape from the flames of a fire she feared would catch [...]

For more episodes, just keep it playing! Just another day of bulls**t: No one knows what the hell is wrong with Lil Wayne, Ryan Seacrest and Juliana Hough break up, and Sanjaya Malakar gets a non job. Also, Snooki hits the red carpet and Kathie Lee tells us way too much about her own red [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday March 19th

Weeping like the Seattle skies.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday March 18th

The Mental Defective League, in formation

“So the animals debated how they might drive the robbers out, and at last settled on an idea.” Some of these quotes are getting way to heady for me. I used to recognize them, at least vaguely… now I have to Google them and still don’t understand them. Still at the apothecary, Nick isn’t awake yet [...]

No urban hangers!!!!! Ryan kicks off the show, accompanied by ear-splitting decibels of teen shrieks.  I feel like I’m at a Michael Jackson concert in Belarus in 1989. Except it’s really a Bon Jovi concert in 2013. Again, I’m completely out of touch with what the young folk are into (or “digging with a shovel”, as I imagine they like to [...]

Reading Ru to filth.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for March 15th-17th

A fresh spin on the tale of the Miller’s Daughter

Tom Cruise tugs on the joystick (not in a dirty way)

Phaedra’s in love with a stripper.

Just another day of bulls**t: Justin Bieber’s hamster’s dead! I suspect audio induced suicide. Also, Lance Armstrong comes back to LA, Rodman heads to Rome, and Gwyneth abuses her kids with lack of fun.  For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to check out my Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Parody ReDubs, [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday March 14th

And…..we’re back. This season is flying by. Ok we start off with Bluto confronting Paula about last nights events. At first Paula tries to keep control of the situation but it becomes clear pretty fast that Bluto has turned a corner and is standing up to her. Bluto tells her that unless she apologizes it [...]

Not the real trailer – but you guys know Ms.VanCamp is the new female lead in Captain America 2, right?  We knew her when… Much has been made of how REVENGE has gone off the rails this season – has lost the thread, forgotten the purpose, abandoned the raison d’etre, for cryin’ out loud! And [...]

So who besides me has missed this poor excuse of an actress? It’s been a while, so if you have forgotten where we are, please scan over some of the past few recaps. Basically, Juliette is a snore but Renard loves her. Hank is finally in on the secret. Rosalee is sitting vigil with her dying [...]

Hey Race Fans! Fran here! Back from the nondescript Midwest and ready to take the plunge into this big bad season of AR. Lil’ C and I returned last night to find Berry face down in a Pillsbury pie tin. Who recaps Hoarders? Because they can come over here for some hands on experience. I’ll [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday March 13th

Get out your liberry cards!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday March 12th

Just another day of bulls**t: Are you guys ready for an Oprah sex scene? Yeah, me neither. At least there’s a Kim Kardashian story to brighten the day!! Also, Stephen Baldwin skipped out on a tax bill, Demi Moore wants allowance, and a Mob Wives stars sells her boobs.  For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find [...]

Eye’m in misery

Jack was definitely having some mood swings this episode, hmm? Didn’t it seem like there was a lot of metaphorical/symbolic business going on in “Retribution”?  A cleaning house of a lot of the nonsense that had taken over the show this season?  Emily says (paraphrasing): “I can’t believe I let it get this far out [...]

Mill Street Bistro conclusion.