POSTS TAGGED: funny

RUFIO! RUFIO!   We’re back in Vegas for the Guys Semi Final Round. Yes, this is a rather effeminate bunch, but that’s why I love them so. Those Phillip Phillips/Kris Allen/Lee DeWyze types can eat a fart, as far as I’m concerned. Here we go!  Elijah Liu sings “Stay” by Rihanna – Close your eyes, [...]

Mamma Mia, here we go again…..

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday March 7th

***Please welcome your newest recapper to the fold to take over American Idol, TripleThick!! Since there are 500 hours of Idol a week until the top ten or whatever, we’ve asked TT to just give us her quick impressions of each singer! Full recaps will start with regular performance shows!    Ryan greets us at [...]

Dear TVGasm readers, As you may have noticed Fran and I have not been around recapping your favorite million dollar scramble sponsored by Ford Focus, The Amazing Race. Right now Fran is out of town because she had a death in the family. Some second cousin got his ding dong stuck in a leaf blower [...]

Voir les femmes stupides.

Resistance was futile.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday March 6th

Guess who’s coming to dinner, really late?

Can I get a GAY MAN?!??!

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle didn’t understand why being a bad person meant Lisa didn’t want to hang out with her any more, … You’ve angered me so much that my wattle has dropped in front of the cameras. YOU ARE BANNED FOR LIFE. Kim Twitchards got Selena Gomez’ nose in [...]

This JUST happened.

In the belly of the beast…..

How did it feel to get hosed out of $125,000.00 by your shitty sous-chefs?

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday March 4th

Gordon’s yelling face gets a workout!

This week starts off with Stephanie,Paula and Jenn heading out to Loco’s to eat and discuss why no one is getting along and the rest of the girls stay home and do the exact same thing. Ya know why ya don’t get along? Cause you are all crazy bitches. The end. Oh and by the [...]

She’s a really STAUNCH character. Awnestly.

All I’m saying is that if somebody had given this kid a catcher’s mitt, maybe we wouldn’t be in this situation right now.

STFU Shamu!!

Rayna is doing a round of PR for her tour.  She’s reeling from Teddy’s announcement but pulls it together like a champ.  Frankly, I don’t think she’s all that upset.  I think the shock is more because he asked her first.  And she’s realizing one chapter of her life is ending.  But I don’t think [...]

Just another day of bulls**t: Jessica Simpson is getting hints about what’s inside her, Kendra Wilkinson and Kate Gosselin get testy on Wife Swap, and Joan Rivers makes rude unforgivable jokes about Adele. Plus, Bobby Brown’s in jail and Ricky Schroeder’s a douche.  For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to [...]

The premiere of Iron Maiden Chef America!…

On this very special Double Feature ReDub of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kim Richards falls off the wagon after lecturing Taylor Armstrong about dryness and the ladies head to Paris to embarrass the country some more. Then it’s a Lisa Vanderpump/Kyle Richards passive aggressive showdown!  I’m also writing full recaps of each episode! [...]

On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) spend some time gossiping about Lisa Vanderpump on Dancing with the Stars and some private emails we’ve been receiving about Vanderpump Rules cast tragedies. Then it’s off to Paris with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and back to [...]

Congrats… Laura-Leigh?

Can you be crazy and/or lazy and still stick around??

SNATCH GAME!

This JUST happened.

Just another day of bulls**t: On a very special episode full of bulls**t: The Oscars!!! Anne Hathaway’s boobies teased us, Daniel Day Lewis forgot to thank someone, and a little girl was called the C Word. For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to check out my Real Housewives of Beverly Hills [...]

In which we are schooled on complex world of restaurant management.

Time to rejoin the nut nuts again. Let’s see what’s up! We find the bitches still talking/screaming about Shannon putting Rocky in bed with Creepo Jerry. Charlie is pissed, Paula is pissed and Rocky is so pissed she’s crying. All Shannon can say is she put her in bed with him so she could be [...]

No more half-stepping on the runway!

I wish I was allowed to walk out of work this much.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for February 22nd-24th

Crazy…Lazy

This tour is brought to you by Little Debbie cakes. And Champs.

Peek-a-boo…Eye see you!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday February 21st

The SHOCKING season finale!