POSTS TAGGED: funny

Miss Margie is back and badasser than ever!

A…liquor signing?

We start with nine, end with eight.

Mia and Adam are still on my shit list

The Kardashians keep it klassy.

Attempting to…work. Yikes.

Cary Elwes overacts. Enough said.

Welcome back, drunken slutty famewhores!

Tommy starts to reconsider the whole being-a-selfish-asshole thing.

Remaining contestants get their dip on.

Seems “A” has managed to find clever, alternative ways to communicate with the girls…

Liza has done it again, you MUST watch this.

This is Vegas, they don’t need luck… Just hidden cameras.

We begin with the cast leaving the shackles of frozen fortresses behind…

Whitney actually creates drama! It’s pointless drama, but come on!

Mini caps of Top Chef, Work of Art, Toddlers and Tiaras, SYTYCD

Jillian stays deep south and builds bridges–literally…

A tempestuous daybed named Cleopatra and Barney spooge painted walls.

We learn what types of lesbians there are: mostly annoying ones!

Timothy Olyphant stars in a movie. Count me in!

ABC Family makes a huge splash with this new teen soap!

We cover every prison cliche in Hollywood’s repertoire. Tunnels. Tear gas. Pillow-biting.

The ladies go to fashion week and learn nothing

True Blood gets…bloodier.

Another dancer bites the dust

Bethenny reaches her breaking point, but realizes the odds are in her favor in Atlantic City.

Bashing people is trashy. Look it up in the dictionary.

Top ten performance show

Dirty piglets and Mother Saucey bitches!

Ast is the noun for love in Icelandic.

Guidettes go to Aspen, and nothing really happens

Pureed hot dogs and patee are both disgusting.

Brain storm? Wintery mix of thoughts? A transient flurry of brain function?

Jillian heads south to go deep (fried) into some issues…

Kimmel’s show last night, was it fake?

Jimmy Kimmel’s webcam preview…

We get to meet the Closet King.

The heat may be too much for us! We’re sweating like pigs just watching the intro!

Put to work and forced to do chores and learn respect for the first time in their lives.

May family has lots to offer–junk, bad foods and co-dependency.