POSTS TAGGED: funny

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday January 28th

Greetings to you, oh faithful Gasmii! I’m back from my hiatus and so is our man Gordon Ramsay. He’s in a Boston burb with Tom, a restaurant owner who bought the Olde Hitching Post restaurant for his daughter, Andrea. His dream is to hand it over to her and secure her future, which would be [...]

Totally awesome videos!

Whale sings the body electric

Hello Gasmites! This week we start off where we left off last week. With Janae’s drunk ass getting her ass beat. The last thing we saw, Nikki and Valentina had Janae by the hair on the floor. Valentina just keeps whopping the shit out of Janeae’s head as Janae keeps yelling no no no no. [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for January 25th-27th

The Bizarro Episode

The 357th episode in a row where Blowsie is using a deep-fryer

Another day of buuuulls**t: Shakira gives birth, Adrienne Maloof cradle robs, and Kelly Osbourne can get fat again. Also, Beyonce bones the National Anthem and an 11 year old is gonna get a damn sex change. WTF? For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to check out [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday January 24th

Stallion meets donkey.

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi finds her calling on a pole, Suzanne Somers brags about her 13 year old jayjay, and Yolanda explains the difference between a cheap ho and a wife. I’m also writing full recaps of each episode! Find the recaps here. For more videos, subscribe to our [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday January 23rd

This week, Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) of Watch What Crappens delve deeply into the Diamond Water non-phenomenon and giggles at Kim Richards’ ghost busting. Stallion Booty is also on the menu, as are Reza sobbing impressions and another attempt at a decent Kandi voice.  To talk to other listeners and tell us [...]

Padma’s a Pompous Piece of Poo

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday January 22nd

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday January 21st

(Hi there Gasmii, This week on Dear TvGasm we have a wonderfully and completely fabricated sit down with semi-fictional character, Horrible Kyle Richards, and find out what exactly our little Kylebot is feeling this season in her own words. That’s right, unlike in season one when Kyle was having problems with Camille, and brought Faye [...]

Some winter WTFery

Yes, dearest gasmii, I am a terrible person. It’s true, just look up my CSIS file (I’m a national disgrace). But I’m also a working mom (like there is any other kind?) so my free time is limited to bathroom breaks and I don’t quite get wifi in the can. Luck has struck in the [...]

This week’s secret words are: this is not staged and stop it. Oh and they swear they’re not actors.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for January 18th-20th

It’s the season premiere of American Idol. Where better to start than New York.

Belle proves that brains beat brawn. Well, most of the time.

Restaurant Wars. Plus, Padma Sucks.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday January 17th

Another day of buuuulls**t: Someone let Megan Fox speak, Leann Rimes is afraid she’s gonna get cheated on, and J-Lo ponders her cougardom. Plus, Beyonce insists she’s just like you. Totes true, except for not at all.

Cell phones are overrated.

I’m here for you money, uhh I mean honey.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday January 16th

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday January 15th

Another day of buuuulls**t: Anne Romney turned down a gig with Dancing With the Stars, Jodie Foster came out of the closet kinda, and Taylor Swift is Sad. Plus, Courtney Stodden is a musical genius and Lance Armstrong gets an Oprah beatdown.  For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to check [...]

Someone’s going to get super-stabby in the kitchen!

Reality television brings out the best in everyone.

Is Conrad having some sort of male menopause, midlife crisis brought on by his ousting from Grayson Global?  How else to explain his various ensembles featuring his bare legs, his casual use of the phrase “baby mama”, and (most significantly) his decision to run for office.  WHUT?  Oh Conrad, weren’t you recently scandalized 8 different [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday January 14th

More videos to waste time to.

Top Chefs really are top chefs!

Esther ugly cries.

We open with Rayna belting out Wrong Song while various pasty white dudes groove down in the background. Juliette is supposed to be there but she apparently has pulled a Lohan (BTW – y’all need to read the NYTimes article of the making of The Canyons. I think the writer was surprisingly fair to Lohan [...]