POSTS TAGGED: Gael Greene

Top Chef

I am so hungry now!


Top Chef

Minicap of last night’s “Top Chef Masters”!


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Can Chinese-Canadian cuisine beat out Swedish-Ethiopian, or will Atlantis-American take it all?


Top Chef

Italians are really ultra-sensitive these days.


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Cartoon food takes the night.


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Wedding cake time!


Top Chef

Hey everybody, guess what? This is my hundredth recap for TVGasm! I know, right? It’s hard to believe I’ve dedicated almost two years of my life to writing mini-novellas about hairstylists and designers and models and chefs and bisexual famewhores. Time flies when you’re being a big fat bitchkitty, I guess. Seriously, though, this is [...]


Top Chef

Hey y’all foodie fans! Remember how the last time we were all watching Top Chef it was Christmastime, and we were all super-depressed because our sweet and cuddly Kevin “DirtyBear” Gillespie didn’t win and that blade-nosed cocky assfuck Michael “Li’l Volt” Voltaggio did, and we all ate ourselves into a coma on pork ribs and [...]