POSTS TAGGED: Gail Simmons

How did it feel to get hosed out of $125,000.00 by your shitty sous-chefs?

The premiere of Iron Maiden Chef America!…

Ahhhh, mixing food with the miracle of childbirth…

I have no idea what is going on with this show any more…

The battle to see who can be more out-of-date in both looks and attitude…

We’ve sunk to a new low by watching bread rise…

Someone’s going to get super-stabby in the kitchen!

Restaurant Wars! Except not really!

Can we vote for Fan LEAST Favorite, please?

The return of Yoda (and she has extensions!)

Olive Garden ALSO takes names… for their email list, natch!

It’s goddamned nitpicky to expect old white ladies from North Dakota to be able to instantly tell the difference between a tamale and a taco

Screwing up breakfast AND lunch in just a few short hours…

Never have I seen a group of people look more insulted by lunch..

Sharing our nostalgia for terrible-looking food…

Welcome back One-Ball, No-Ball and Cue-Ball…

Feel like crying? Justifying? Apologizing? This is your episode, then!

Someone gets chosen to be Top Chef… and someone else will bitch about it.

Keeping hot stuff hot and cool stuff cool just makes everything piss-warm…

More weird randomness and Chinese food!

The chefs flee Texas for the Great White North!

Pee Wee Herman is back to terrorize Texans and creep out the Alamo!

Thanks for proving once again that fat people are whiny lazyasses…

Cooking from survival-kits and making rich-bitches eat cigars is haaaard!

Cooking for the 1% really sucks because they are such a stick-up-the-ass bunch.

Group Three is decimated and the Bubble Chefs compete!

No, really, Group 3 gets screwed. Hard.

Stuck On A Bubble In Texas

Bravo’s big-ass behemoth show returns!

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

Double Header Catch Up!

Bam!

Minicap of last night’s “Top Chef Masters”!

If you got a gimmick…

Sooooo, a Top Chef Master must be able to cook really, REALLY quickly, and also do so on a… moving tour bus.  Come on, Guys.  Couldn’t have made it a food truck or something else mildly relevant?  Of course not! The Quickfire is reminiscent of the SpeedFire of last season’s in which Colicchio prepared something [...]

Daddy Tom and Miss Elia throw down!… sorta.

We finally get to see which of the Lesser Of Two Evils is victorious!

The Top Three tackle the Most Moribund Meal of their entire liiiiiives!

Are y’all ready for some voluptuous man-tits?

The chefs nearly burn to death in the Bahamas!