POSTS TAGGED: Gary Head

Well, the end is nigh and Dr. Douche has one last hour to make a total ass shat of himself and his profession. Let me quickly say that I am out of the country and I spent much of this episode “buffering” for copious amounts of time, to say the least. So whatever I missed, [...]

Okay, so it’s time for Dr. Douche to impart his wisdom on the ladies of Teen Mom 2 and make sure that MTV appears to have the best interest of the girls in their wallets mind. He quickly introduces Leah, Chelsea, Kailyn, and Jenelle and we get to see a video montage of the season. [...]

It’s the finale… so we have to start with flashbacks from the entire season. It’s fun to see Jenelle spiral. It’s boring to see Kailyn’s world. It’s laughable to see Chelsea waste another year of her life and accomplish nothing. It’s disgusting to see Leah make everything about her. Speaking of which, Leah’s mom and [...]

Here’s a short list of the things the Teen Mom 2 ladies are stressed out about this week: 1. Jenelle – Rent2. Jenelle – Drugs3. Kieffer – Drugs4. Chelsea – Renting a bouncy castle5. Leah – One load of laundry6. Kailyn – Telling Slo Jo she’s getting married and moving (I didn’t say they weren’t [...]

Well, it was a fun-filled week in Teen Mom current events. Farrah managed to literally whore herself out. Gary Head went to jail. Jenelle saved Jace’s life. And Leah managed to stay married.  But that’s the real world… let’s go back a few months to see the MTV version of the real world a little [...]

Mean Muggin’ is my new favorite thing to say, do, and rap about! Javi is taking his Air Force entrance exam and Kailyn calls and leaves him a good luck message. She tosses in “your family is counting on you” for a little extra incentive. An hour later he calls Kailyn and tells her that [...]

Okay, sorry about that… I totally suck… but here’s Hour 2… And it doesn’t disappoint. (Full disclosure: I may not have proofed this very well and while I am anti-spousal abuse, I do NOT feel bad for Jenelle.) Leah is moved into her new house with her new husband. Megan stops over to watch her [...]

Okay, since we have two hours, I’m going to have to keep things short. But it’s so hard with so much crap going on… I will have the second episode tomorrow… and I haven’t watched it yet… so don’t ruin it for me. (It’s all I have going on tomorrow.) Jenelle and Gary are madly [...]

Jenelle and Gary are back together and Barb is happy. Jenelle feels better with her new boobs. Gary likes her before and after. Kieffer texted that he was on his way back, and Gary says he better stay away. Jenelle might still be on her “pain medication”. Gary had these two white boxes of something [...]

I’m going to start out with a list of things that I liked and hated about the show: 1. Leah’s mascara – Hate. 2. Leah’s nails and their constant change from scene to scene – Hate. 3. Kailyn’s subtle mascara – Love. 4. Kailyn’s natural nails – Love. 5. Chelsea’s hair, clothes, shoes, voice – [...]

Uber Megan is back and she’s brought along some of her friends. We will meet them throughout the recap. Uber Megan is the all-being, all-knowing Teen Mom Mascot. Jenelle is glad to be off probation and hasn’t seen her mom or Jace in a while. She and Kieffer are at home and Kieffer is drinking [...]

Who’s on first? What’s on second? I don’t know. Third base. But these ladies have all gone a lot further than third base. On first in Kailyn, and I will say that her story line is a total snooze-fest. It’s painful to watch her interact with a random Megan to talk about seeing Slo Jo [...]

Finally a fairly fun episode from the Teen Moms. And by fun, I mean dysfunctional. There wasn’t a slacker among them. Each girl did something uniquely depressing (read, funny) and kept me entertained. Okay, maybe not Kailyn, but she did appear to get some sun. So, let’s start, my friends… We start out with Kailyn [...]

The Season Premier of Teen Mom 2, Season 4 didn’t bring us too much in the way of new info. It was more of a rehashing of last year and playing out what we saw on the Check-Up Show with Dr. Drew. First up we have Chelsea and Aubree eating pizza, when a new friend [...]