A corny dessert challenge destroys another dream…
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We wish “happy trails” to another fallen contestant…
Hello, Gasmii! I’m back after a week off. I have to say, it’s great to come back to a show without Royce. No show should ever involve Royce again. Before we dive into Tuesday’s episode, I need to thank BlueCanary for pointing out Justin’s unfortunate hairstyle. I’m obsessed with terrible 80s haircuts. My friends and [...]
Hello again, Gasmii. It’s nice to be back after a small vacation last week. I have to admit, I did miss the drama a little bit. “Million Dollar Listing” just didn’t fuel my addiction to making fun of overly dramatic people in a competition setting. Thanks for being train wrecks! In this episode, we get [...]
A bad pizza stone challenge leads to another “BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE” elimination!
Food Truck Team Challenge followed by Tortellini Cookoff!
Duuude. Next time one of y’all says some stupid ass basketball cliche I’m gonna slam dunk your heads. That’ll be myyyyyyy funny little prank!
Greetings, Gasmii! I’m stuck out of work for the rest of the week because all of my kidney issues ended up resulting in a hospital stay and some minor surgery. As a result, I can focus 100% on my recaps for you! That’s the silver lining in all of this. I also want to use [...]
Greetings, Gasmii! PopePhilly back in action after some minor surgery, more pain killers, stronger antibiotics, and lots of resting. Thanks for all your understanding with my last few recaps. I’m not back to 100% physically, but I’m making up for it in snark! This episode was (thankfully) high on cooking and low on personal drama. [...]
*Before we get into any show stuff, I want to apologize for this being up a little late. I spent Wednesday night (my usual “Hell’s Kitchen” recap writing night) in the ER. It’s nothing major. I’m just passing a kidney stone. It hurts, but I now have a day to sit and write my recaps! [...]
Welcome to a very backward episode of “Hell’s Kitchen.” We start with an elimination and end right before dinner service starts. I guess they can’t eliminate two people each week. That would make this a really short season. What this episode lacked in actual cooking, it made up for in raw drama. We see Kimmie [...]
The final round of auditions wrap up. Wait, and there’s more?!?
Welcome back to another episode of “Hell’s Kitchen,” Gasmii! Previously, the men were FINALLY able to finish a dinner service. The women nominated Barbie (of course) and Brianna for elimination. Despite this, Gordon decided that Roshni needed to face his wrath for her piss poor performance during dinner. However, it was Brianna that was ultimately [...]
Day two of the audition rounds (goes about as expected)…
Hello, Gasmii! Welcome to part two of the “Hell’s Kitchen” season premier! As BlueCanary said in yesterday’s minicap, we will be your guides for this adventure in cooking and yelling. Once again, our chefs are baffled by the tricky and elusive scallop. If that weren’t complicated enough, the chefs are required to make something that [...]
Gordon is back, with a new season of Hell’s Kitchen! This time, he’s looking to staff his own place: Gordon Ramsay Steak, at The Paris in Vegas. And from the look of things, this season is packed with violent white trash! Yes! All sorts of drama is promised as we meet the newbies, who have [...]