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Welcome to the new season of Project Runway!!! It’s hard to believe it has already been 10 seasons and 10 years of questionable fashion and breakdowns and meltdowns. It feels like only yesterday I was wondering, “Where’s Andre?” This is the correct answer I am proud to follow in Flipit’s hilarious footsteps and I hope [...]

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STILL A DOUCHE.

Got $2 million?

Heidi fears her nose will fall off.

The two are in cahoots with the sex tape.

The Douche of Madison County strikes again.

Heidi is taking Spencer off her payroll!

It wasn’t a hoax, Heidi Montag actually went through with it, and filed for separation from Spencer. Radar Online is reporting that after Spencer got his last check from MTV, Heidi gave him the boot.  I’m a little shocked, and don’t know what to believe at this point.  I thought they got separated for publicity, [...]

US Weekly is reporting that Heidi and Spencer’s split was fake.  How did we know this?  Is it because all these people do is try to create PR headlines, and seek fame?  An “insider” lent the quote, “Heidi and Spencer are laughing over it and having a blast.” I wonder if they fabricated the break-up [...]

I hope everybody remembered their hankies again this week because it was another big tear jerker. Does Dr. Drew own stock in Kleenex? Puffs? He should. Between this endless cold and my weekly bawling sessions, my supply is rapidly dwindling, and I buy them in great big giant three packs. Let’s see, last week we [...]

Tonight on the Season 7 Premiere of Project Runway, tears! Old American Idol runner ups! Kors with a (possibly) legitimate tan! Come on in! Alright, Kors, now you’re overdoing it.

Somewhere, Lorenzo Lamas is turning in his fashion grave. Tonight’s episode of “The Hills” taught us that everything happens for a reason, and when one door closes, another one opens. Or, wait, no… actually, everything happens because your life is controlled by a television team and when one door closes, all other doors will surely [...]

“Riveting story, Stephanie. Do tell it again.” First of all, I’d like to say thank GOD this week we returned to the normally (blessedly) short half-hour episode. Much as I adore this show and all its brainless melodrama, a whole hour of it was starting to make my head feel all smushy. As of press [...]

“Note to self: destroy guidance counselor.” Tonight brought us a special bonus dose of our bevy of beauties. We open at FIDM, where – wait, what? LC’s still in school?! She hasn’t been there in at least two seasons! I call bullshit. Sure enough, the teacher reads the roster in a heavy Bahstin accent and [...]