POSTS TAGGED: heidi klum

Fat women will be happy to know that fat guys can’t catch a break either.

The beige doll is horrified at boobs.

Falling down

Bad art and funny ass kids

Getting to know Nina’s body. YIKES

A dogless dog of a challenge.

Leashes, dogs, and men who cry like bitches

All-Star hiatus

A zombie and a Guatemalan walk into a bar…

Jackie O very gracefully rolls over in her grave.

Real bridesmaids get a makeover and a sweet big girl gets f’ed over.

Wretch gets her bony faux hippie ass told off.

Hot Dog on a Stick uniforms actually look good after tonight.

Party favors turn out to be foul clothes. Shocker.

We get to see two grown men cry. YAY.

Reality TV hosts: Shmemmys, here we come!

A new season is upon us.

Hump Day Links!

Tonight on Project Runway, the producers celebrate Easter by bringing a hero back to life! No, not Jessica Alba. She never died. She’s here though.

On tonight’s Models of the Runway, Valeria has a dilemma, the models become photographers for the day, and Jonathan is an asshole. Portrait of a Jackass. 

Tonight on Desperate Housewives: Gabby and Angie head on over to a studio lot in Los Angeles. I’m sorry? What’s that? They’re supposed to be in New York City? Yeah, no one’s gonna buy that, dumbass. While they’re on the Universal lot — fine, FINE: “New York City,” they run into Heidi Klum and Paulina [...]

This week on Project Runway, more pointing at vajays, less red, and THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE EVAH!! Hint: Not really but ok let’s watch it anyway. Why is it Bible beaters always have lotion on the bedside table? Cuz that’s a sin.

Tonight on Project Runway, models are confronted with their greatest fear: CARBS. Potatoes were in those things before you were. EEEEWWWWW!!!