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***Please welcome our newest recapper to the family, DISCO!!! Hellllooo Gasmii! I couldn’t be happier to be joining the TVGasm family as a recapper! I’ve been a long-time reader and I can’t wait to dig in and lend my brand of snark to Hells Kitchen! First, a quick re-cap of last week’s episode, “14 Chefs [...]

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Howdy Gasmii! Sixteen chefs remain and continue to make this an immensely gratifying season of Hell’s Kitchen.  It’s great to see a reality competition show in an 11th season that has managed to stay entertaining and not continually piss me off with ill-timed product placement and same-old same-old content.  I’m hard at work on the [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday April 2nd

Ummmmm…how did this happen? Gasmii!   Before we dive in to this week’s installment of our beloved Hell’s Kitchen, I want to apologize for not having this to you as soon as I had hoped.  MiniPoor decided to start sticking metal barrettes into outlets this week, leading to this: Holy crap Thankfully the breakers (or whatever; I’m [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday March 26th

Howdy Gasmii! Ready for another fun-filled episode of Hell’s Kitchen?  No? Neither is she. But more on that in a bit!  Last week we met our 20 hopeful chefs and got to know a little something about each of them and a lot of something about a few. The signature dish challenge took place before [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday March 19th

Oh Gasmii, what a treat. Hell’s Kitchen is back! And (for me at least) it doesn’t disappoint. This week’s Season 11 debut brought us back-to-back episodes jam-packed full of fun, food and a freakin’ lot of crazy! Let’s dive in shall we? Episode 1 opens at 7am at LAX airport in Los Angeles. We’re introduced [...]

It’s baaaaa-aaaaack! Hey there Gasmii!  Hell’s Kitchen returns for it’s 11th season and it looks like it’s going to be so much fun! I’m hard at work on the full recap but until then here’s basically what happened last night. First we see all the comptetitors arriving at LAX where they board the Hell’s Kitchen minibus…only [...]

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A winner is chosen, and it is good.

Finale!

Previously, on “Hell’s Kitchen,” the chefs were challenged to create a dish on a budget and each had a chance to run the pass. At the end of the episode, Barbie was, sadly, eliminated. The episode ended before we could find out which two chefs would be going to Vegas for the final challenge. I [...]

Tuesday, September 4 The city of Los Angeles, California, was founded on this date in 1781. The forty-four Spanish settlers who were the first citizens of LA named their new city El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora La Reina de los Ángeles de Porciúncula, which translates as The Village of Our Lady, the Queen of the [...]

Almost done!

All you have to know about what happened previously on “Hell’s Kitchen” is that Robyn is gone. Nothing else about this show matters. Robyn is gone, I am happy, and I’m looking forward to this episode being peaceful. Later, bitch! The mini challenge is all about teaching. The chefs will be teaching former Miss Teen [...]

Monday, August 20 Disney factory baby and future X Factor judge Demi Lovato turns 20 today. Bachelor Pad (ABC 8pm) Contestants compete in a teacup-stacking challenge; dates include a tour of Los Angeles and a camping trip; a twist sends a confident player scrambling. It’s a little known fact that a man’s ability to stack [...]

Presenting The Black Team!

Hell’s Kitchen is back!

Hello, Gasmii. I need to do a bit of venting first in regard to Monday night’s episode. Now, I’m not too pissed off that Kimmie went home instead of Robyn. I thought neither of them should have stayed. However, I am pissed off that Gordon got my hopes up so high and then crushed them [...]

A bunch of Yankees take a shot at downhome flavor.

Are you kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me? That’s really all I can say after the last two episodes of “Hell’s Kitchen.” You’re dead to me, Ramsay!  Monday night, we saw Robyn live through another elimination nomination. Now, I agree that Kimmie’s time was running out. However, I am pissed off at the WAY [...]

Tuesday, July 24 Hell’s Kitchen (Fox 8pm) Ramsay puts the chefs’ communication skills to the test; the contestants face their most important dinner service yet. This batch of contestants are excellent at communication — they have passive-aggressive body language down to an art. Deadliest Catch (The Discovery Channel 8pm) The opilio season comes to a [...]

Monday, July 23 How I Met Your Mother character Robin Sherbatzky (aka Robin Sparkles) would be celebrating her 32nd birthday today, if she were a real person. Which she isn’t. I’m 99.3% sure. Bachelor Pad (ABC 8pm) Premiere: Five super fans join memorable characters the “Bachelor” franchise at the mansion; the men and women couple [...]

Hello, Gasmii! I’m back after a week off. I have to say, it’s great to come back to a show without Royce. No show should ever involve Royce again. Before we dive into Tuesday’s episode, I need to thank BlueCanary for pointing out Justin’s unfortunate hairstyle. I’m obsessed with terrible 80s haircuts. My friends and [...]

One contestant makes history! Everyone else chokes.

Hello again, Gasmii. It’s nice to be back after a small vacation last week. I have to admit, I did miss the drama a little bit. “Million Dollar Listing” just didn’t fuel my addiction to making fun of overly dramatic people in a competition setting. Thanks for being train wrecks! In this episode, we get [...]

A challenging episode.

Tuesday, July 17 Disneyland opened on this date in 1955. I can’t snark on that, I freaking love Disneyland. Hell’s Kitchen (Fox 8pm) The remaining contestants have a chance to impress chef Ramsay when they create items for the dinner menu. They will, however, squander that chance in an epic way. I’m sincerely hoping at [...]

Monday, July 16 Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart’s opera Die Entführung aus dem Serail, better known as Il Seraglio, debuted on this date in 1782. Now I want to watch Amadeus for the 50th time. What can I say, I’ve always had a soft spot for Salieri. The Bachelorette (ABC 8pm) The Men Tell All: Memorable bachelors [...]

Featuring a long-awaited elimination.

Monday, July 9 During the Boxer Rebellion, the Governor of Shangxi Province ordered the execution of 45 Christian missionaries and church members, including their children, on this date in 1900. As many of you know, Angel, Spike, Darla and Drusilla took full advantage of the ensuing chaos, snacking on many of the victims, and Spike [...]

On Monday night’s episode of “Hell’s Kitchen,” the chefs competed in a challenge requiring them to make steak dishes. Robyn’s dish was chosen to be presented over Kimmie’s. When tasted, Robyn failed miserably, and Gordon thought that the red team made the wrong choice. He loved Kimmie’s dish and thought that it would have given [...]

Who needs cooking when you have catfights?

Tuesday, July 3 The oldest newspaper still in print in Norway was first published on this date in 1767. Originally called Kongelig allene privilegerede Trondheims Adresse-Contoirs Efterretninger, it now goes by the name Adresseavisen, and is the paper that published the highly controversial cartoon that was supposed by many to be a caricature of the [...]