POSTS TAGGED: hilarious

Welcome to TVgasm’s newest weekly show, It’s TV: With Ronnie and Carrie!  Today, Ronnie Karam and Carrie Locklyn review HBO’s Behind the Candelabra, talk crap about Michael J Fox’s hilarious new Parkinson’s sitcom, and delve into the reality of Bravo’s new reality show, Newlyweds.   Let us know what you think in the comments, and like, subscribe [...]

If the video looks funky above, check it out on our YouTube page! For more RHOC ReDubs, just keep the video playing!   Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Gretchen tries to figure out how babies are made, Alexis tries to explain Jesus’ magic, and Tamra’s mom is a betch.  For Alejandra’s hilarious recaps, go here. [...]

  Are you ready for the Scandal Season 2 Finally?  This season has been a really fun ride, and I wish I’d been here for the whole season with you, but that’s my own fault for not auditioning for the ‘gasm sooner.  AQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQqkllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll (That is a note from my cat who decided to walk across [...]

Last week on Hell’s Kitchen, a lovely girl named Brianna celebrated her Quinceanera and Amanda got the (well-deserved) boot. Quite frankly, I thought it was a pretty anti-climactic episode. Ramsey did leave us hanging at the end of the episode however…would he boot another chef? Put someone on double secret chef probation? And now…the continuation [...]

If the video looks funky above, check it out on our YouTube page! For more RHOC ReDubs, just keep the video playing!   Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Alexis decides she has talent, Lori comes back with a Toy Story face, and Terry starts the kids on fire.  For Alejandra’s hilarious recaps, go here. [...]

One of these four teams is about to be the winner of AR Season 22 and get one million smackeroos! And then Berry and I will have to quietly wait until season 23 starts so we can double our efforts name dropping the Ford Focus or Fusion so we are finally given one! But that’s [...]

Amazing Race you are almost over! I can’t bear it! Project Runway is done and when AR is finished Berry and I will have NOTHING LEFT!! We will just have to spend our days thinking about our baby or something and our baby does NOT form catty imaginary alliances with other teams of babies, BORING! [...]

Great band!  Best Coast – “Fear of My Identity” Well, the creator and show runner for Revenge was fired this past week.  Mike Kelley is outta here!  This can be looked at in a few different ways.  He was the show so it sucks he was let go…but the show has gone downhill…but he knows [...]

Sadly, also with 98% less interesting stuff going on…

Episode 71: The High Episode 72: The Crash On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) talk crap about Don’t Be Tardy, Kandi Factory, and some good ole fashioned gossip before moving into the insanity that is Real Housewives of Orange County. We made this a late [...]

RIght now Sherri would sleep with you for a meatball…

This season is flying by isn’t it?! Wow, Berry and I thought for sure we’d get some of these kittens adopted by the time this season was over but it’s just happening so fast! Now this litter has about three litters of their own going! These guys are still in it: Slapshot (Bates & Anthony) [...]

Watch the video here.  “I’m different than any other kind of Olympian.” And so begins the description of Ryan Lochte’s depth. The gorgeous moron went on Philadelphia’s FOX 29 for an interview about his new reality show, “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?”. Watching him try to string together simple sentences is pure amaze. My personal [...]

Just another day of bulls**t: Heather Locklear shares her nasty ass beauty secrets, Rick Ross gets dumped by Reebok, and Ozzy has to sober up. For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also, check out my Real Housewives of Orange County ReDubs, the latest of which is below!   

Good day fellow race fans! Fran & Big B comin’ attcha with this weeks recap! Who do we got left? Slapshot (Bates & Anthony) CMT (Caroline & Jennifer) Internet (Joey & Meghan) Mullet (Chuck & Wynona) Jammer Moms (Mona & Beth) Psycho (Max & Katie) What are we doing this leg? Hanging with Phil at [...]

Sorry, we’re a week late, we took Lil’ C down to Florida to get her some hair plugs since she’s seven months old and still bald. Unacceptable! We heard the best hair plug guy in the business lives in Florida, and he’ll even braid it for free. Unfortunately, he was on a vacation to LA [...]

Now THIS is the 80′s It is Halloween in the Hamptons (which sounds like an ABC Family TV movie doesn’t it? Jennie Garth, call your agent! I want 10%!). We know this because Declan is carving a pumpkin! That’s why they keep him around, guys – holiday decorating. Six weeks have passed and we are [...]

“Torture” from the Jackson’s album VICTORY  On my Dream Board, I have the basics. 1) A house in the Hills (hidden from traffic, but still with an amazing view). 2) A job (in addition to TVGasm of course) that pays me the BIG bucks. 3) The true love (or true-ish). 4) The car (ok, anything [...]

Well, the grand, plot-altering highlight of this week is – of course – the full reveal of Eli, the con artist foster faux-bro (thanks for that, Nolan). Oh Eli, you tricky scamp, you! You made amazing strides in a short 43 minutes and you have your little pyromaniac sister on guard. The good news is [...]

Weeping like the Seattle skies.

Not the real trailer – but you guys know Ms.VanCamp is the new female lead in Captain America 2, right?  We knew her when… Much has been made of how REVENGE has gone off the rails this season – has lost the thread, forgotten the purpose, abandoned the raison d’etre, for cryin’ out loud! And [...]

Hey Race Fans! Fran here! Back from the nondescript Midwest and ready to take the plunge into this big bad season of AR. Lil’ C and I returned last night to find Berry face down in a Pillsbury pie tin. Who recaps Hoarders? Because they can come over here for some hands on experience. I’ll [...]

Jack was definitely having some mood swings this episode, hmm? Didn’t it seem like there was a lot of metaphorical/symbolic business going on in “Retribution”?  A cleaning house of a lot of the nonsense that had taken over the show this season?  Emily says (paraphrasing): “I can’t believe I let it get this far out [...]

Mill Street Bistro conclusion.

Dear TVGasm readers, As you may have noticed Fran and I have not been around recapping your favorite million dollar scramble sponsored by Ford Focus, The Amazing Race. Right now Fran is out of town because she had a death in the family. Some second cousin got his ding dong stuck in a leaf blower [...]

How did it feel to get hosed out of $125,000.00 by your shitty sous-chefs?

Gordon’s yelling face gets a workout!

Rayna is doing a round of PR for her tour.  She’s reeling from Teddy’s announcement but pulls it together like a champ.  Frankly, I don’t think she’s all that upset.  I think the shock is more because he asked her first.  And she’s realizing one chapter of her life is ending.  But I don’t think [...]

The premiere of Iron Maiden Chef America!…

In which we are schooled on complex world of restaurant management.

The SHOCKING season finale!

Hey Gasmi.  How many of you out there think that Nashville is now going to add a Mindy McCready –based character, now that she is (sadly) back in the news.  At least for one or two cycles.  Until some other celebrity fucks up.  If anyone out there is wondering why we even care about this, [...]

I bet Elton loves this show.  And what is up with that hat? OK, you guys – we have a LOT to talk about. Firstly, let me just put it out there, the past two weeks have pretty much changed up the whole REVENGE game, amirite? I try to stay out of the “BIZ” blogs, [...]

ood food, better décor, and family harmony. Is there anything Gordon can’t do?

Ahhhh, mixing food with the miracle of childbirth…

I have no idea what is going on with this show any more…

Go Sally! I don’t know if I could have been happier with this week’s episode.  Sorry guys, but I felt the last episode dragged so badly and was so pointless, I was getting a little sad about the state of our REVENGE.  But just like life, things actually happen when you least expect it.  And [...]

The battle to see who can be more out-of-date in both looks and attitude…

We’ve sunk to a new low by watching bread rise…

I saw a commercial today for the upcoming Nashville episode. YUM! Deacon looks incredibly f-ckable.Remember what I said about Gunnar’s brother looking a bit WP prag material? Check it: Oui ou Non?  So we open to something I cringed through – Juliette and Rayna performing Wrong Song to in some McStadium. Rayna’s pretty much taking [...]