POSTS TAGGED: hilarious

Hi AR fans! Berry here! Fran and Lil C’ are out of town, so it’s boxers only in the Franberry household this weekend! Now if someone could just come help me out of this pile of pizza boxes so I can make it to the bathroom. No? Ah well, at least I can reach the [...]

We open with Rayna and Liam McGuiness (Or Shanty McGaelic, as I reflexively re-named him) listening to some new tracks. Captain Bringdown (Bucky) comes in with the news that record exec Marshall is playing hardball. He not happy, so he’s planning to release a Rayna Greatest Hits record. Rayna is frustrated and rather ticked. Rayna [...]

Doesn’t it feel like this show has been yapping at our heels like an irritating dog for months?  Ugh, if I have to see Lohan’s bloated face smirking at me one more time, I may have to get mean. When I first started thinking about how to approach this recap, I thought a lot about [...]

This week, Project Runway All Stars goes sexless, Joshua imitates Mommy Dearest in The Nanny’s wardrobe, and no one cries. DAMMIT! Prefer your recaps in written form? MrsMiaWallace is doing a bang up job this season! Check out her recaps in the Project Runway section! For more, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and [...]

It’s always best to be the skinny one.

Heyhey Gasmites! Were you like me and missed Nashville last week? Here’s hoping this week makes up for last week’s Nashville’s bereftitude. Yes, I am aware that is not really a word. SourCake has all that fancy schoolin’ and she still thinks she can just make up words… Juliette in her amazing condo with that dumb [...]

  What’s the expression? Monsters aren’t born, they’re made. Well, according to Lineage, they are most definitely made: Marion made Victoria, Conrad made Daniel, Nolan made Marco, Emily made Ashley. Wait, what? That last bit has yet to be revealed, but it seems to be in the realm of possibility at this point! Flashback to [...]

** Just wanted to let all the glamour lovers know I had this ready to go last night but then my internet connection decided to kick back, stick a rock in the pipe, grab a lighter and quit fucking working.  Sorry all. ** Hey lovely gasmites! I’m hard at work at the actual recap but I wanted to [...]

You’re the fairest!  You’re the fairest!!!! FLASHBACK!  Well for the second year running, Revenge has blessed us with an episode featuring our characters once upon a time.  Several important plot points were revealed and several character backstories were made clearer.  Such as: 1) Victoria wasn’t born bad, she learned to be bad. 2) Aiden wasn’t [...]

Hot people can’t skype, obviously.

Before we get to the recap, Berry’s brother, I’m flattered by your posts but it’s making our end of the day family baths really stressful. If you’re going to keep posting do it under our secret pet nickname…you know what it is! And now, the thrilling conclusion….wait no, it’s not the conclusion. It’s just the [...]

To catch a catfish.

Tonight on Project Runway All Stars, the inspiration comes from real everyday Americans. Which means there’s a lot of depression, Nazi jokes and hiding under tables. For more vlogcaps, redubs and gossip videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter.  Also, be sure to check out our archive of TV ReDubs. Would you [...]

This came up on Youtube for “Felonious Sapphic Blondes”.  Seems about right.  REVENGE works best when it keeps it simple.  The Graysons ruined Amanda Clarke’s life and she is going to ruin their lives. Unfortunately it takes more story to round out multiple seasons of an hour long drama than one woman fighting one family. [...]

Hi Racefans! Boy oh boy, this season is flying by! Berry’s favorite team Tall & Tiny are out so we are not sure who we are rooting for anymore. This week on AR, six teams remain! Who will be eliminated next? Friday Night Lights (FNL)- Trey and Lexi Choke Out- Abbie and Ryan Mama Mia- [...]

She’s got that look in her eye!  Run, Consuela!  Run! “The Gift of Revenge”? Gee…thanks? Thank God you didn’t get me the Gift of Turmoil like last year or the Gift of Disaster like the year before. Tis the season for the Gift of Revenge! HUH?!?  Thanks Tar-jay… Hey guys! What did you think of “Penance”? [...]

This week on Project Runway All Stars, Joshua wears clothes from Merry-Go-Round, the idiot model host talks reeeeally sloooowly, and the gang vandalizes some models with a few cans of spray paint. To check out MrsMiaWallace’s recap of last week while you wait for the current full recap, click here.  For more, subscribe to our [...]

  Brought to you by our favorite Hamptons resident!   “The guest list included the creme de la creme of the Hamptons and New York business society.  The bride looked stunning in a gunmetal grey gown with matching pearls, while the groom was handsome as ever in his tuxedo – until he was carted off [...]

Fran with Berry here ready to ruffle your international feathers with this weeks AR recap. If you remember last week the fabulous Goat Boys came in last, but it was a non-elimination round so they are still in this thing. Although it almost seemed like they would have preferred to be eliminated. Crouching in a [...]

Holla, guys and gals!  I’m not quite in the pisser of a mood I was in earlier in the week (thanks cold meds!) but luckily for y’all, my default setting is angry bitch. We open on Rayna and Deacon rolling around in the sheets engaged in filthy, extramarital shenanigans. My first thought – Is this [...]

Revenge – The Early Years Through the course of the first four episodes of the season, Revenge has introduced us to Kara, Aiden, Padma, Skeevy Kenny, the “initiative”, NolCorp, and now baby Carl (CARL???). There have been a lot of additions to the Revenge universe, perhaps a few too many (the “initiative”!). But this week [...]

  Yes, people – this is surprised.  And yes, it’s hard to tell. Mason Treadwell is back and stirring up trouble! Just when things begin to work themselves out the intrepid writer (don’t you just hate those guys?) returns to the Hamptons to once again report on – and create – the drama. Let’s hope he [...]

Hey Gasmii! This very well could be the last piece of correspondence I exchange with you before Hurricane Sandy pillages Brooklyn and makes off with my fingers! Let’s dive into the recap before I die! The X Factor is back, and finally, people, we’re finding out which 16 will make the live show stage of [...]

We open with sweeping views of Nashville while Juliette’s terrible (but now stuck in my head) song Telescopeplays . Juliette’s preening before a camera as she goes about her business being a mega-super-star and idol to tweenage girls everywhere. She gets a dual dose of bad news: Deacon has once again refused to tour with [...]

  What the hell was Jewel doing here?  At least it made a good razor commercial! When the show opened with the maid scrubbing out the blood from the foyer, I had to rack my brain trying to remember who had been murdered at the end of last week and how could I have forgotten it [...]

Project Runway All Stars comes back this week, so it’s time to re-post the preview ReDub! Enjoy, and come back for MrsMiaWallace’s hilary recaps! Were they not needy and whiny and desperate enough the first time around? Then you’re in luck cuz they’re baaaaaaack!!! I love making fun of a lot of things, but Project [...]

Emily though the shower was at the Beaver Dam Well everyone, you should be very proud of yourselves. Poor little ex-Beaver Dam employee Fauxmanda is in a coma and it’s all your (our?) fault! Poor thing. Highly doubt they will get rid of her at this point though and will probably come out of the [...]

Is everybody ready for the second episode of my new favourite show? Juliette is. She opens the epi by prancing around in shorty-shorts and a bustier last seen on Xina in the Lady Marmalade video. Tres trashy! Capping off the look is cowboy boots. Now, I grew up in Alberta so I know my cowboy [...]

Can we somehow find these people a place on the show? So formerly institutionalized Mom has been quietly running the local Motel No-tell all these years while the Graysons have been up to all kinds of mischief a stone’s throw away? Wonder how that worked out. Amnesia? Full on crazy? How amazing would it have been [...]

Hey, Nolan spent $11.99 for that! Summer in the Hamptons is no vacation. Who do these people go to margaritas with after a day of tanning on the beach? Or see the latest Channing Tatum movie with? Or even grab a mani/pedi with? Who can you trust? So far this season, no one has been [...]

  Last week’s premiere was about mobilizing the troops.  This week was about setting them up for battle.  Some positioned themselves well (i.e. Victoria), while some might as well have painted a bullseye on their foreheads (i.e. Declan).  Oh – and the rich are getting richer, while the poor are getting poorer.  Wonder if the Hamptons is [...]

Welcome peeps! It’s season 21 and we’re back and we brought a friend! Fran and Berry here with the brand new tiny edition to our family. And it’s a Fran! We call her Lil’ Miss C! She’s six weeks old, but she’s already poopin’ like her old man! Anyway, we put her in her swing [...]

   Revenge loves the 80’s. The 80’s night time soap specifically. The glamour, the bombast, the treachery, the deceit. All that we loved about Dynasty, Dallas, Falcon Crest, and Knots Landing can be found in Revenge. And now in season 2, Revenge is taking its cue from another 80’s soap classic – the mini-series Lace [...]

Who’s arm is that returning from the depths of the sea?   How many spent the first part of the season premiere of Revenge waiting with baited breath for the arrival of Victoria Grayson? When she opened the door of her palatial, rustic “cabin” and I saw her – so carefully coifed and beautifully botoxed, [...]

Tonight, as it turns out, is perfect as it is filled with bravado, delusion, and a little psychopathy.

Tonight God comes out to cast judgement.

It’s Wednesday night and you know what that means.  None of you are watching the X Factor.  It’s all about the Big Brother Finale.  Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered! Simon is very ill tonight so sitting in his place is Louie Walsh.  Louie hails from Ireland and he is an on again/off again judge [...]

New old cast, same old crazy.

Tonight’s episode is rough, you guys. After the legitimately shocking blindside of Shane by Dan during Thursday’s live show, you’d think Big Brother would jam-pack Sunday’s episode with all sorts of insanity related to the fallout of Dan’s THIRD betrayal of Danielle. Instead, we get a clip show. But first! A quick five-minute recap of [...]

Imagine if we actually got to watch singers for all that time. That would just be weird. To watch singers. On a singing show.