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It’s raining men. Welcome to another super-sized episode of The Bachelorette! Tonight the guys dress up like cowboys, go on the Ellen DeGeneres show, and continue to hen peck one another in a grand romantic attempt to win DeAnna’s affection. I’ve got two hours to wade through so without further adieu, let’s get started!

Welcome back to week two! It’s Denise Richards versus the world this week. Or at least tabloid journalism. She also attempts to stop using the C-word, which I sure can’t figure out why she would want to. But our Itchy is complicated. And I don’t pretend to understand her mysterious ways. Read on as I [...]

With The Hills off the air until August, MTV was left to find something to fill this temporary void. They needed something girly. Something superficial. Something that could only last one season. Enter Legally Blonde The Musical: The Search For Elle Woods. Contestants show off their singing, dancing and acting skills to win the grand [...]

If only I had one glove and a penchant for little boys. Now that would be a change. Welcome to finale part one of Step It Up and Dance! It’s all come down to this. Weeks of grueling partnering, exhausting prop work and never-ending gay Mexican hateration have brought us here. So what else is [...]

This week on Living Lohan, Slohan dies, goes to Heaven, and is sent back until she can start being, as God put it “less of a fucking hack.” Darn. Looks like you might make it to Heaven first after all, Nanahan.

Hello and welcome back to more Real World Hollywood. I didn’t know if I could take any more, after last week, but I suffered through. Actually, this week wasn’t as bad. And there was almost an orgy. Bet that got your attention! Just in case you wanted to lose your appetite. It’s the ChickBomb diet. [...]

Hi Gasmii! I wanted to start this week’s A SHOT AT LOVE II recap with some musings on our favorite bobbleheaded bisexual. Recently, Tila’s been getting some seirous exposure. Entertainment Weekly did a spread on her a couple of weeks ago and in the newest issue, they make mention of her once again in a [...]

Cat intro’s and tells us there’s a BIG dance scene at this new city they’re auditioning at! WOW! Is it Miami?! Chicago?! Nope. It’s Salt Lake City. Oy. Get ready for a lot of caffeine-free polygamist dancers… ladies and gentlemen – it’s So You Think You Can Dance! Of course being at the foot of [...]

Hey Gasmii: Like a hungry family in the middle of the night, the Bravo staff went back to the Hausenfrau of NYC carcass and picked over its remains, pulling out a few overlooked pieces to serve up for a midnight snack. There’s not much here, but it in a time of Hausenfrau famine, I’m grateful [...]

The belle of the ball APOLOGIES, beloved readers, on the arrival of this recap. The job that actually pays my bills took up an inordinate amount of my precious time this last week, but it shan’t happen again! And before we start, I have to vent to you a tiny frustration about this season of [...]

This week on Hell’s Kitchen, the culinary warriors are challenged to create their own menus. Surely they can’t fail when they are making their own creations, right? WRONG! SHUT IT DOWN!!! The customer’s always right.

Kids, the Crab apologizes for the lateness of the recap, but like Mode employees, her work keeps her busy, just without all the drama. Most of the drama. Okay, we have drama, but our department prefers to gossip about it as opposed to being involved with it. Most of the time. Anyhoo, let’s get ready [...]

***Note from the Editor: Please welcome the newest member of the TVgasm family, Ms. GordonShumway! So we’re two shows deep into the sixth season of Last Comic Standing and this week’s ep starts in front of a fake brick wall at the LA Improv because everyone is funnier in front of a brick wall, except [...]

Hola Chicos, Here it is, the episode we’ve all been waiting for and, after what we’ve been forced to sit through for the last seven weeks, it better be f**king fabtaculous. I’m not kidding. VH1, I’ve got some pretty high expectations and I’m expecting you to deliver, or at least reimburse me for all the [...]

Guys, I’m almost embarrassed to admit that I really enjoyed this episode of Celebracadabra. I’m not sure what it is, maybe that they’re getting better at magic? Maybe I’m developing more of a tolerance for annoying things? Maybe I just really like saying and typing Celebracadabra? Whatever it is, I approve! God knows that’s what [...]

Hollah party people! It’s time for So You Think You Can Dance!!!! It’s bBitz here and I couldn’t be more excited! I LOVE THIS SHOW. I’ve watched every season, attempted every dance move I’ve ever seen on it (most resulting in broken furniture and hospital stays) and fallen in love with every SYTYCD dancer – [...]

It IS complicated. IT IS! Hello, lovers. It’s Miss Internet Sensation here to delve into the latest addition into the reality canon, Denise Richards: It’s Complicated. Now, I’ll be honest, I didn’t come into this as a big Denise Richards hater. I would say she’s mostly been irrelevant in my world, but at the very [...]

Here we are you guys — the Top Chef episode that’ll determine who will make it to the Final Four. Left in the running are Richard, Yoda, Antonia, Evangelass, and Fleasa. That means either Evangelass or Fleasa are going home this week, right? Right?! After last week’s elimination, I’ve learned not to assume anything, but [...]

Just when you thought TV went to sleep until Fall, a smart, sassy tough talking role model for the common woman everywhere comes along to save the day. Yes, I’m talking about Kyra Sedgewick in The Closer. But Living Lohan is on too. Welcome! Dang, Ali. You’re aging really quickly.

Hola Chicos; This week it’s all about scandal, those bitchy revelations that spice up our lives and provide the lifeblood of the Internet. We’re down to four contestants and we’ve got the Queen Bitch of them all, Perez Hilton, to help cut them down to three. Bitches, you are going to love me!!

This song’s fifteen minutes is lasting forever- ever- ever. Welcome back to the week, gang! I hope you had a nice long Memorial Day weekend. I got to spend a little time this weekend with a former cast member of Melrose Place, and this was a highly special experience for me as I still think [...]

Last week on A SHOT AT LOVE II WITH TILA TEQUILA, we saw some serious stuff go down. After seeing everyone’s favorite dying-for-acceptance case/George leave, Jay’s love for his master, the almighty floor installer from Detroit, Chad, was proven mutual as Chad fought to defend his lap dog. It all began with Jay interrupting a [...]

For all the huge Celebracadabra fans out there (all three of us), I have to specify that this recap isn’t of the most recent episode. VH1 decided to change their lineup and move our favorite show to a new night, giving us two episodes this week! You may not have known this since A) it [...]

Did anyone else see the story this week about how Gordon Ramsay was diagnosed with an ulcer for having eaten so much bad food in Hell’s Kitchen? I guess he’s pretty upset with Fox for choosing such idiotic and incompetent contestants. And if you didn’t think they were bad before, then I’m sure you do [...]

This week on Top Chef, the other judges take advantage of Daddy Tom’s absence to make a controversial decision that still has my jaw on the floor. “I’m thinking I should grab my junk between the second and third course… thoughts?”

Welcome back to the Real World Hollywood. This is a hard recap to write. First of all, cause this was far and away, the dumbest episode of the Real World ever. And I mean ever. Also, I’m still getting over American Idol. I have three problems. One, sweet, angelic Archuletta lost. Two, that smug, poser [...]

Drunkenness reaches critical mass, exploding the entire group. Our time at Paradise Hotel has come to an end and we sure do go out with a whimper. The Ultimate Prize is revealed at the halfway point and then the second half is alot of hemming and hawing over how to divvy it up? Say it [...]

Well it’s time for the season finale of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. At least I think it is. I mean, the show never explicitly said it wasn’t, so I’m taking that as a positive sign. Read on to discover just how everyone learns their lesson and comes to appreciate life (which is what happens [...]

Hey! T.Vo and Flipit here with a live blog of the finale! HOLLAAAAA!!! And now! For the last time this season! THIS! Is American Idol! Spoiler alert! Donna Summer wins!

Reunited and it feels so gay. Gang. I know. This recap could not be any later. In my defense I’ve been out of town since last Thursday night and then my friend was visiting from out of town until yesterday. All signs pointed to me having that thing they call “a life”, and it was [...]

Well, you will be happy to know that after last weeks blow/suck-fest, Crabby was vindicated with an Ugly Betty as charming and funny as season one, or at least before the writer’s strike. I guess now that they’ve caught up paying their bills, they’re happy again. I know I’d be happy if I were caught [...]

This week on Gossip Girl, Georgina goes down in a flaming ball of fury and humiliation, Rufus grows a pair and stops Lily’s wedding, and Dan and Serena finally break up and stop lulling me to sleep every time they’re on screen together. Well, 1 out of 3 ain’t bad. And Serena should never make [...]

Previously on Desperate Housewives Edie got lost in an airbrushed house of mirrors possibly to never be seen again.

American Idol + Recurring Extended Boxing Metaphor + Jock Jams (“Are You Ready For This”) playing in my head nonstop = Seabreath not having a chance to say “This is…American Idoooooooooooollllll!” But I’m not entirely convinced that Michael Buffer on the show is a good thing. Just a regular ole’ meeting of NAMBLA. We’ve got [...]

… Champions are made! Welcome to the finals of Dancing with the Stars! I’m bBitz and I’m back from an extended stay with my friend “Mono”! Good times kids – nothing like gargling salt water and popping antibiotics like Pez on your BIRTHDAY. Anyways – sorry to miss last week – but let’s end it [...]

Hola Chicos, It’s time for the sixth deadly sin…you guessed it, SEDUCTION!!! So to get you in the mood I’m offering this little teaser: Feeling frisky yet? There’s more where that came from, so let yourself be seduced by the producers wily charms and take the jump…

This week on Top Chef, Fleasa tries to blame her shitty cooking on sabotage, Evangelass plays dirty (and no, I don’t mean with Fleasa), and Twitch becomes the latest chef sent home for not following the rules. “Listen all of y’all, this is sabotage!”

Well gasmii, the shit really starts to hit the fan this week on A SHOT AT LOVE II WITH TILA TEQUILA!. And it all comes thanks to the Chad, the guy everyone loves to hate. When we first met chad in episode 1 he made that ridiculous wangbone comment, and I thought the guy might [...]

Season finales blow; saying goodbye to the people you’ve secretly held an emotional attachment to is really sad for about five minutes, and this is especially true in reality TV, where that slump could last for TEN minutes. Following the swan song to this season’s Bitches and Dorks, it’s going to be hard to imagine [...]

And then there were three! It’s time to figure out who’s gonna win America’s Next Top Model! Will it be Somalian refugee Fatima who’s lived quite the hard knock life? Or will it be Angles! Angles! Angles! Anya ? Or Miss I’m-here-and-I’m-me-and-I’m-not-gonna-change-for-you Whitney? We’re about to find out… Finaaaaaaaleeeeee!