POSTS TAGGED: hilarious

Oh, wow.

White girls can’t dance. Neither can black transgendered boys.

Take another shot at marriage!

Cruz reaps what he sows.

Nookie is sad he never learned any Italian Hello Platers! This week is all about Parmigiano-Reggiano, tortellini, and Bologna (the place, not the Oscar Meyer’s). The teams stay the same for this next leg, much to the chagrin of Jenna and Liz. In fact on the car trip to Modena, Jenna berates Liz so completely [...]

Finally, a finished service. Well, half-finished.

Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Tamra cackles about marrying a gay, Vicki fakes excitement about a fake fur, and Heather gets pissed at a drunk girl. Like ReDubs? Subscribe to my ReDub YouTube channel here or visit my video archives at CankleTV! To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re [...]

Preview of episode 3!

The Glee Project is back! But do we want it to be?

Past transgressions catch up to everyone. Except Jackie, of course.

Alexis won’t be intervened.

Love. Her. Ribollita! Ricotta (non)cheese! Bacci ball! Cat’s crazy backteased hair! You guessed it, Gasmii, we are in Italy! The reshuffled teams board the plane to Florence and are sent on the chase for the E.I. Zany stereotypical American tourist running around ensues.  American reality shows making the US of A proud for over a [...]

Scallops are forever ruined in the season opener.

Gordon is back, with a new season of Hell’s Kitchen! This time, he’s looking to staff his own place: Gordon Ramsay Steak, at The Paris in Vegas. And from the look of things, this season is packed with violent white trash! Yes! All sorts of drama is promised as we meet the newbies, who have [...]

This is my favorite Moroccon Mix!  First of all, I owe EVERYONE an apology.  I misspoke concerning last week’s episode in the comments.  I called a commenter a bad word.  I am sorry for that.  We recappers work pretty hard to get these stories out to you and sometimes we take things a little too [...]

It’s a pretension intervention.

When I hear Morocco, I think of this… Gary pulls out his French and so does Jenna!  (ugh, I know)… You guys, PLEASE let me know who you like – in the comments – I mean, I don’t really care one way or another  - yeah right… God, I hate Chaz… Full recap in the [...]

Vicki cries, Alexis cries, Vicki and Alexis cry, and some random monkey cries.

Something smells fishy… The jokes write themselves, folks!    Song starts at 1:20… Wow, I just used a reference to a Sondheim song for my recap of a cooking show on Bravo. Doesn’t get much gayer than that, kids. Sorry for the delay, you guys, but I made it before show day!  Hope you guys [...]

Cat – where do you keep disappearing to? I’m now convinced that Bravo reads TVGasm. (Hi Andy!) My main complaint last week was that none of these people were very likable – and sure enough, this week I started liking a couple of them! (Hi Nicole! Hi Avery and her cute daughters! Hi Nick!) On [...]

So here we are.  The finale.  This has been a season of ups and downs. Mostly downs as this was the season of the fairly blase.  But no need to wax poetic as I am sure Idol will do that for me since we have two hours to kill. Let’s do this… To start of [...]

Everyone’s secrets come flying out.

A pretend look at next week’s stupidity.

TVgasm takes on a new recapper who takes on FNS!

This is…finally the finale. Not that I haven’t enjoyed this season but all I want, once a competition begins, is to know who the winner is.

The whole thing is a sham!

Do we like any of these people?

Alexis teaches her daughters what’s important.

  Just keep your mouth shut next time, Jenna After last week’s education in the finer points of English gastropub delights, the show classes things up significantly by traveling to Lyon, France to explore its particular type of cuisine. The two teams are tested on their knowledge of cheeses, wines, and the finer points of [...]

Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Vicki worries about insurance, Slade charms Gretchen with a ring pop, and Tamra poops on dumb ass Alexis. Enjoy!  Check out more videos in the Videos section here at the gasm or subscribe to my vid page on YouTube!  To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm [...]

Not getting any easier.

OK, you guys. Ready to go around the world? In 80 plates? Does that title make any sense whatsoever? Firstly, let’s discuss the ridiculous amount of cooking shows on the boob tube right now. Top Chef, Top Chef Masters, Iron Chef (original and America), Chopped, Food Network Star, Rachel Ray (all 10 of her shows), [...]

Jackie gets served!

And we’re back….for part two of the season twenty finale. At the end of the first hour Team Second Chance (Ralph and Vanessa) was Philiminated. Boo hoo. Moving on! Who’s IN? WHo has a chance to win a million dollars: Team Blowup (Dave and Rachel) Team Boy Guns (Art and JJ) Team Reality (Rachel and [...]

Vicki throws herself a pity party.

Next time, try Midol.

What happens in Vegas… sucks.

The air gets cleared. Not that it helps.

SO I have found that there is a slight problem with doing my recaps so quickly. Sometimes the places where I get my episode pics are not as fast as I am. Rather than be patient and wait I am going to type each song into Google and get my pictures for this episode from there.

The dreaded zapper emerges!