POSTS TAGGED: hilarious

Pride almost takes down Hillside Park Memorial’s church musical, but flinging mud saves the day.

The judges come onstage and for the first time all season I have nothing mean to say about JLo’s outfit. It looks perfect for playing Bingo at the Seniors Centre.

Jackie digs up the past.

This is…me back in front of my computer writing about American Idol. So all five of you might have noticed (might) that I have been MIA for the last two weeks.  I had something come up that couldn’t be helped and since no one likes AI I had no sub.  SORRY! I did, however, keep [...]

Hey Fran and Berry here, back in the saddle for week eight of The Amazing Race. Now let’s get going because this saddle is crazy uncomfortable! Last week as the sun set on AR’s Tanzania leg Team Blowup came in first place and Team Girl Gun came in last, but it was a non-elimination round [...]

  Prelude to a Finale – “It’s Called Improvising, Bitch!”   Oh RINGER. You low down, dirty dog. You cruel, cruel mistress. When we began this tryst, I thought you were fun, different. Yes, you were a drama queen, but you could also be silly and weren’t afraid to laugh at yourself. But then things [...]

Heather’s throwing another “activity” party.

Jackie finally goes too far.

Delusional much?

Two points of business before we launch into the details of “If You’re Just An Evil Bitch, Then Get Over It”. (HAHAHA!) #1 – Just realized Shaylene Briggs is the mother from Awkward. She is put to MUCH better use on that show and is still very very cute. #2 – Do you think this [...]

The long-awaited season finale!

Tonight one of the Top 9 gets eliminated. And by the power of birthdays I will not be going to jail for anything I may or may not have said in this recap.

These kids aren’t facing death. They are facing public humiliation, and while it feels like death, that is nowhere CLOSE to actual dying.

Hey everyone! Fran here! Berry is here too, he just downed a gallon of milk, no one even dared him. He just did it. Maybe he’s having sympathy pregnancy hunger or it could be that he’s lacto-loading for this gripping episode of AR. BERRY, WIPE THAT MILK OUT OF YOUR BEARD, PHIL IS TALKING!! Phil: [...]

The winner will shock you! Actually, no, it really won’t.

Strange emotions surface within!

What the hell is this picture?  Just found it.  Is this Bridg in her strippin’ days? In any case, I love it.   We are now getting down to the wire in the saga of Bridget and Siobhan. “That Woman’s Never Been A Victim in Her Entire Life” is episode 18 of 22. Considering a [...]

Someone becomes the worst of the bad.

The winner will SHOCK you.

Ten people kill me slowly while singing Billy Joel songs.

You-know-who finally goes home! Hint: it’s not Voldemort.

Someone goes home. Is it who you thought it was?

Hey race fans! Fran in the house! Don’t worry, Berry’s here too. Baby update: We just got back from a doctor visit to see how the little franberry is doing. They said they can’t tell if it’s a boy or a girl yet because apparently my amniotic fluid is not so much fluid as it [...]

Feel like crying? Justifying? Apologizing? This is your episode, then!

Double your pleasure in this blood bath.

Someone gets chosen to be Top Chef… and someone else will bitch about it.

Just when you think you know what is going on, humans get involved.

Makin’ pretty people ugly and young people old.

Previously on Project Runway All Stars, even a fashion show in the dark couldn’t stop the fug,… You can fight a ninja, but you can’t fight homely. …a Cheeto fart from Chunk couldn’t bring Austin Scarlett O’Scare down,…. Smells like success! And the crafts services table! …and dumping glow in the dark paint all over [...]

  Hey Machado – I switched out my bangs wig for this one – thoughts?   Minicap: RINGER – The Ballad of the Lonely Flash Drive How many different shows are there to be found in RINGER? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5? 6?? 7??? Initially, the whole split personality (ies) in and of the show [...]

***PottyMouth is currently travelling the world hunting down the little Indonesian rascal hacker, so this week you have a fill in! Please welcome TheProfessor to the gasm family! Hidelihodeli, Gasmerinis! Unfortunately, our beloved PottyMouth couldn’t make it this week. Express kidnapping, I was told.  But don’t worry, we should have the ransom of twelve door [...]

Keeping hot stuff hot and cool stuff cool just makes everything piss-warm…

Is there a quick fix for crazy?

Lizards and orchids and spiders oh my!

The Amazing Race returns with a whole new cast of castholes. Fran and Berry here y’all! We are so happy to be back with Phil reporting on the front lines. A lot has changed since last season for us. The doctors said it was impossible! It’s a medical miracle! Fran (me) is pregnant! There is [...]

We pick back up from last week in Catalina with the alcohol-driven histrionics.  Vicki and Brooks are sitting in a restaurant while Tamra is bawling to Eddie outside that she can’t stand it when he touches Vicki. “She’s so gorgeous, I just know you’re going to leave me for her any second!” Yeah, someone can’t [...]

  Hello Ringii of the TVGasm – I owe you an apology for the loss of last week’s episode. I was traveling and I couldn’t get the time to cover the brilliance that was “It’s Easy To Cry, When There’s This Much Cash Involved” in the way it deserved. Or…? Anyway thank you for your [...]

More weird randomness and Chinese food!

Sniveling won’t fix a thing.

The chefs flee Texas for the Great White North!