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There are fights. And a facial. A facial.

Trashbags filled with things we don’t understand

Gordon Ramsay: Marriage Counselor

Makin’ some horror movie magic!

The chefs find out who won Redemption Kitchen. Then everybody cries. The end.

The new girl may actually have money.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

I had a good feeling about this episode going in. SMG appeared on both Watch What Happens Live and Live With Kelly to promote the show, so I was pretty sure that it would be an improvement over last week’s nonstarter. Thank God I was right. The show opens with Bridg strolling through the lobby [...]

Gordon sorts out some issues in suburban Atlanta (again).

The naked episode. Naked models, that is, not contestants.

The fairytale comes to a burning end like a lit match in a dry forest.

Bridget gets banged

Pee Wee Herman is back to terrorize Texans and creep out the Alamo!

Kim makes a mess of everyone’s life, meets a medium and makes me hate her more.

Gordon tries to make us care about his past exploits.

Chummy teammates become bitter adversaries as the chefs are forced to cook to the death!

Jobless Grayson takes on Daddy Tom over some chicken-salad!

A diabolical conveyor belt and a visit from that scary-ass Charlize Theron in makeup!

  I wonder who’s bright idea it was to hold auditions in Aspen? It doesn’t make much sense when you think about it. Aspen is small. Aspen is expensive. Aspen is a destination town, not the hub of Colorado. Sounds perfect! I blame Randy. I blame Randy for everything To justify the Aspen location, we [...]

***We’ve finally found you the perfect Biggest Loser recapper. Please welcome MollyMcDark to the gasm!  Yayyyy…what an awesome assignment…The Biggest Loser! This week the show continues their “No Excuses” theme by attacking the “I don’t have time to go to the Gym” excuse which has long been valued by pussies everywhere. Oh, wait…that would be [...]

A mother and son tear each others’ throats out…in Greek!

The Pig is in da house!

Everyone realises Kim is bat-shit crazy.

Eeeeeeeevvvvvvvviiiiiiiillllllll bitches.

Toddlers & Tiaras: Push it Like You’re Homeless!

Time to play Pretend Restaurants and “Blame The Bore-verly”!

Gordon whips an Atlanta BBQ joint into shape.

If there was more of a budget, a chandelier would have fallen on the fugliest dress.

Two words: Restaurant Whores!

Kim questions her marriage, Kris questions being married into Kim’s family.

Spending time together, separately.

Thanks for proving once again that fat people are whiny lazyasses…

Kourtney coupons, Kim and Kris question sexuality, and Scott defiles a piano.

We find out how much fun it is to cook with chemicals, and then everyone goes to HELL!

The Crown Beauties Beauty Pageant being hosted by Pricilla Presley’s hair

***This was turned in on time!! Unfortunately, the site has been a bitch. Don’t blame Crabby, blame the internet gods. – Flip Well, this episode was a little tamer than the crazy last week (and I’m guessing the mothers won’t be trying to report us to the Internet Division of Their Imagination) but still has [...]

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