POSTS TAGGED: hilarious

Kourtney coupons, Kim and Kris question sexuality, and Scott defiles a piano.

We find out how much fun it is to cook with chemicals, and then everyone goes to HELL!

The Crown Beauties Beauty Pageant being hosted by Pricilla Presley’s hair

***This was turned in on time!! Unfortunately, the site has been a bitch. Don’t blame Crabby, blame the internet gods. – Flip Well, this episode was a little tamer than the crazy last week (and I’m guessing the mothers won’t be trying to report us to the Internet Division of Their Imagination) but still has [...]

Best in comments for the month of November!

October comments at their bestest

Twitter takes over and then Patti LaBelle finds BigFoot!

Your hilarious September comments are ready for digestion!

Christmas in July…comments!

Merry XMas! Your stockings are full with more hilarious comments! We love you!

Best comments from the month of May!

All your questions get answered.

The best in comments showcase continues with the month of April!

Gitchy-gitchy ya-ya Tom-Tom!

Best in 2011′s comments continues with the month of March!

Best in comments continues with the month of February!

Time to get wasted on tequila and have a meltdown!

Saturday, Dec. 17th Star Trek Next Generation (BBC America, 6 pm) Before entering Starfleet Academy, Wesley accompanies Picard on a mission that jeopardizes the captain’s life. Shut up, Wesley. CNN Newsroom (CNN, 7 pm) Breaking news. All of it bad. Fox Report (Fox News Channel, 7 pm) Analysis and interpretation of the day’s lead stories. [...]

Friday, Dec. 16th Bama Glama (Food Network 8 pm) A ballerina-themed wedding gets out of control when Scot takes it over the top. She was expecting Swan Lake. He gave her Black Swan. There was just a teensy bit of pre-wedding hysterics. Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (ABC, 8 pm) Ty and the team head to [...]

Things are heating up!

Hey fans and fanettes, it’s time to go out and get it DONE!!! Amazing Race finale style! The Amazing Race Season 19 is coming to a dramatic stop as this is our final episode! “I’m unemployed!!! Let’s recap this season 19 for one minute: Remember @RyanStorms? He remembers him. After 7 eliminations, there are lots [...]

It’s Tequila night on Top Chef, and that means bringing out your not-so-inner big fat bitch!

Thursday, Dec. 15th Seinfeld (TBS, 7 pm) Jerry and Elaine vie for time with ballplayer Keith Hernandez. You bought Seinfeld on DVD? Why? It’s on TBS more often than Miley Cyrus smokes up! Community (NBC 8 pm) Abed decides he and the group must rediscover the meaning of Christmas when he awakes in stop-motion animation; [...]

We never promised it would be funny.

Wednesday, Dec. 14th Ghost Hunters (SYFY, 7 pm) The crew investigates a town overrun by paranormal events. And yet, they manage to catch exactly nothing on film. The Rosie Show (OWN, 7 pm) Rosie O’Donnell’s big return to television comes in the form of “The Rosie Show” for Oprah Winfrey’s OWN Network. No, I don’t [...]

Tuesday, Dec 13th Glee (Fox, 8 pm) The glee club members face a difficult decision when they are asked to perform in two different places at the same time. I bet they solve the dilemma with a mélange of song, dance, and gay teen sex. Last Man Standing (ABC, 8 pm) Mandy offers to start [...]

Let’s go overcook some steak at SouthFork Ranch!

This JUST happened.

This week it’s all about being saucy and stabbing yourself as punishment!

Travis and Dexter embrace Darkness.

Welcome back AR fans, it’s episode eleven y’all! Isn’t this season just flying by? It felt like just yesterday there were two dumb blonde pairs. Things are also exciting for us, Fran and I are considering taking a position becoming new parents and nannies in Hawaii! We need to find out which island, who the [...]

A dream date snooze cruise.

Cooking from survival-kits and making rich-bitches eat cigars is haaaard!

Christine gets evicted from Fairytale Land.

Cooking for the 1% really sucks because they are such a stick-up-the-ass bunch.

The chefs try to fry each other’s palates and cook dumbed-down chili!

Rock Your Socks?

Ad gets testy and Taylor gets marriage advice from a back doctor.

Beware of spicy “food products” and don’t put beans in chili!

Last week we kissed goodbye to the Sailboat Father and Son team of Team Sailboat. Disappointment off the port bow!!! We start this leg in Copenhagen, Denmark. The cleanest waterfront in the world. Cool. According to the internet the second cleanest is Chicago, and they dump bloody animals in there, so maybe don’t brag about [...]