POSTS TAGGED: ho

End of the week links.

It’s sometimes so hard to say that you’re sorry, especially if you think that you’re right all the time. I used to be horrible at it, just really immature with the apologies. Eventually I learned to either do it immediately, making it less painful like the proverbial quick pulling off of the Band-Aid, or do [...]

I used to smoke pot quite a bit in my early 20s. It was fun, innocent fun. I had two of the best roommates in New York City and our dealer delivered it right to the door of our 4th floor walk-up. Since he also ran the counter at the deli across the street, he’d [...]

Have you ever had a friend that you thought you knew? You may have had this person pigeon-holed as the funny Bridget Jones-y one or the ditsy one or the one who always seems so together. Then one day, something happens. They call you up and tell you that they are getting divorced when you [...]

Simon and Tamra are getting divorced. The greatest love of our time, the marriage of the new milennium, has come to an end. I look heavenward, the slow sad notes of ‘Taps’ playing in my head and exhale a large sigh. “Oh, Dear Lord in the cloudy skies above,” I ask, “If Tamra and Simon [...]

This week I did not feel like punching anyone. That is the good news. The bad news is that Crackie didn’t deliver! I was hoping that she would have a meltdown of volcanic proportions. Instead, she felt outnumbered and scared by all the town menfolk. I’m starting to wonder about our Crackie- were those tears [...]

After watching this episode I had a very strong urge to punch someone. I sat back and calmed myself down since that is not the right attitude to have when you still have round two of holiday shopping to finish. Instead, I went to a bunch more parties and am writing this hungover AGAIN. You’re [...]

Well, Gasmii, there are only two good things about this week’s episode. It didn’t air on Thanksgiving, thereby allowing us all to digest our food in relative peace and quiet, and Tammy from the ghosts of Housewives past stops by for a game of Bunko at Tamra’s house. Wait, I just remembered! There are three! [...]

This week on Twats with Fake Tits, we learn more about the new Ho and say goodbye to an old one. Crackie is her usual sweet natured self and the other two let their jealousy and body image issues hang out for all the world to see. Oh, almost forgot about Gretchen. She goes to [...]

This week was pretty damn pathetic. Don’t get me wrong, I was entertained and I got a couple of good belly laughs out of it, but the loser factor of these women’s lives has rocketed into the stratosphere. Once again I am simply amazed that they are so unselfaware that they allow their vile behavior [...]

***You might have noticed that TVgasm took a little nappy the past couple of days. Shows went on break for the 4th, a bunch of shows ended for the Summer, and we are now waiting for the new shows to start! Soooo, we’re going to be bringing you some random recaps throughout the Summer that [...]

Greetings, gasmii! VH1 has once again decided to grace us with their grandest show of all, I Love Money! Join me as we take a look at the cast of season two, the jerkiest of all reality jerks. That could be a competition in and of itself.

There are many things that Pam Anderson has done in her career to prove she’s got talent, and she’s shown off those talents plenty. For instance, consider V.I.P. She showed she wasn’t just some bimbo who wore a swimsuit. She showed that she could pull off the hard-hitting world of, um, bodyguarding aided by a [...]

Lady Sensation’s guilty face. Hello lovers! Fluffy and I decided to run away together and be mermaids for a few weeks and now we’re back and better than ever. Or fatter. Either way, please don’t hate me. But I do like to be punished. Now you know. Let’s read on.

Hey Gasmii, I’ve got to start off this week with a question – anyone else out there upset that Brittany got dissed by Tila? I mean, if there was anyone in this house who seemed like a somewhat normal person, it was Brittany. That being said, we all know this show is about Tila’s vanity [...]

Hi Gasmii! I wanted to start this week’s A SHOT AT LOVE II recap with some musings on our favorite bobbleheaded bisexual. Recently, Tila’s been getting some seirous exposure. Entertainment Weekly did a spread on her a couple of weeks ago and in the newest issue, they make mention of her once again in a [...]