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Last week, Kroy pursued legally adopting Brielle and Ariana.  Super nice guy, like an island in a raging sea of something else. The Biermann family is growing quickly, so they are building a new black mold dream home full of mirrors.  Plus, he’s gained a precious mother-in-law that is like antifreeze-laced icing on the crazy [...]

Kim spent most of last week’s episode trying to learn the rules of football…stupidity on so many levels.  Rose, her grandmotherly psychic, showed that her crystal ball needs new spark plugs and an oil change after she predicted Kroy would be in the Super Bowl.  It wasn’t exactly a lingerie league team, but Kim learned [...]

Last week, Kim and Kroy celebrated their first anniversary Biermann-style, recreating their wedding at the venue of the dance competition where Kim first saw Kroy’s ass.  For Kim, that’s super sentimental, y’all. The most important question that needs answering about any celebration with Kim is:  What about the gifts?  Kim sure does love her gifts.  [...]

It’s time to party at the Biermann home.  Kim and Kroy have been married for one year and this is a perfect opportunity to spend lots and lots more cash.  There’s even a baby named Kash. Last week, Bravo treated us to two lovely episodes to catch up on Kim’s life since Don’t Be Tardy [...]

There’s no crying in pirating! It’s a “Glitzy Life for Me” Pirate Pageant is a great new theme here on Toddlers & Tiaras.  Pageant Director, frequent commenter, and Gasmii Virtual Drinking Buddy Tonya Bailey tells us that when she came up with this idea, she wanted it to be a fun pageant, not one with [...]

Yet another great episode of Toddlers & Tiaras!  We’re joined by our favorite pageant director, Tonya Bailey as she presents a totally awesome and new (for us) pageant theme, A Glitzy Life for Me – Pirate Pageant!  Finally, let the plundering of the totally cool skull and crossbones tiaras commence, mateys!  How can you not [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday October 29th

Top 10 Shows for Monday, October 1st

Oh shit, Gasmii. Can you believe what happened this week on Celebrity Apprentice? Besides the unexpected three hour tour on this shipwreck, all the wrong people got sent home. And Sparks decided since one hour of his boardroom isn’t enough, we get to sit through two boardrooms. At first I thought it was an April [...]

SuburBint takes over Top 10 Duty!

Monday, January 23 The Bachelor (ABC, 8 pm) Jennifer and Rachel get one-on-one dates; Ben takes eight lucky ladies horseback riding; Ben surprises a bachelorette at the after party; Emily warns Ben about one of the women. Courtney’s fiendish plot to rule the world unaccountably requires the destruction of a greasy-haired young man named Ben… [...]

Monday, Jan. 16 The Rosie Show (OWN, 7 pm) Rehearsal for Rosie’s Theater Kids. Has Oprah got a theater charity yet? Then get me one, fool, before she thinks of it! What’s it spelling? L, I, M, O, R, I, D,E, O, F, S, H, A, M, E. Oh, no! The Bachelor (ABC, 8 pm) [...]

No keggers in the cornfield for these Teens!

A great argument for not proposing

Should have been called “Resolutions &, Oh Yeah, Farrah’s an Idiot”