POSTS TAGGED: hollywood

Hey Gasmii! My name is Dashley, and I am a recovering Idol-holic. I used to watch this show religiously, forsaking a personal life in order to be a part of the revolutionary idea of choosing who the next music superstar should be. And then I hit rock bottom: Adam Lambert didn’t win his season. And [...]

It’s the season premiere of American Idol. Where better to start than New York.

I’m here for you money, uhh I mean honey.

Reality television brings out the best in everyone.

How come Tyra’s ass doesn’t get blurred out?

Even on a show about big girls the “skinny” one wins.

They’re large and not exactly in charge, yet.

She’s comin to get ya!

Famous Food begins

Fight!

Group Night and gays still hate fat people.

Fran goes to Hollywood week! On her TV.

Want some Real World Oscar Mayer?

This week, the girls get makeovers. Oh, the Hills. Where would we be without our regular dose of living assery? Probably not in MALIBU, watching this episode, where Justin Bobby finally puts his penis into Kristin’s vagina. Also, Blahdrina is boring and everyone else is dumb.

Spencer contemplating his own cultural relevance This week, the Hills Pills are back for season six, with just as much (if not more) staged drama than ever before! Kristin Calivarri returns to steal Justy Bobby and drama ensues with Blahdrina Dead Eyes and Stefanie “Bulimia” Pratt. Heidi and Spence go house shopping and Frankie the [...]

Hello and welcome back to more Real World Hollywood. I didn’t know if I could take any more, after last week, but I suffered through. Actually, this week wasn’t as bad. And there was almost an orgy. Bet that got your attention! Just in case you wanted to lose your appetite. It’s the ChickBomb diet. [...]

Welcome back to the Real World Hollywood. This is a hard recap to write. First of all, cause this was far and away, the dumbest episode of the Real World ever. And I mean ever. Also, I’m still getting over American Idol. I have three problems. One, sweet, angelic Archuletta lost. Two, that smug, poser [...]

If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to grow up as the child of a legendary musician who everyone cares about, you’re in the same boat as most of the contestants on MTV’s new show Rock The Cradle. For your viewing pleasure, MTV has lumped together 9 offspring of rock and pop stars [...]

This week on American Idol, Paula and I were on the exact same page. I woke up for this?