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I just gouged my own eyes out Ok, so Simple Jack is gone. I’m sorry, I’ve been wanting to call Clark “Simple Jack” since Ep 1. He just LOOKS like the Ben Stiller character with that ridonkulous bowl haircut. Sadly, he wandered away from the edge of the Grand Canyon and was eaten by a [...]

Welcome to  a very backward episode of “Hell’s Kitchen.” We start with an elimination and end right before dinner service starts. I guess they can’t eliminate two people each week. That would make this a really short season. What this episode lacked in actual cooking, it made up for in raw drama. We see Kimmie [...]