POSTS TAGGED: hornysaurus

Lucky us!  Over in the corner, kicking aside discarded Skweez Couture and broken dreams, Bravo has clawed through the stinky litter box they call the Bravo vaults for these never-before-seen droppings, I mean, lost footage.  Let’s enjoy! Madame Palindrome invites Carole, Ramona, and Sonja to her Spinning fundraiser.  We know that neither Ramona nor Sonja [...]

Time for the Not Really Lost Footage episode of The Real Housewives of New York City!   We meet Aviva’s hairless leg, Carole’s mail guy, and Sonja’s afternoon delight. Lu and Pepe meet with people desperate enough for air time that they go along with the countess’ plans for a collection of…ummm….apparel and accessories for…ummm…a [...]

Touted by Andy Cohen as perhaps the biggest scandal in Real Housewives of New York City history, Lu’s face was hilarious when she realized he was talking about her ALLEGED night with the Johnny Deppelganger in St. Barth.  Ramona had Lu’s back and repeated “alleged” a couple of times.  Lu (she loves it when you [...]

Andy Cohen opens Part Two of The Real Housewives of New York City Reunion with what he views the most controversial topic of the season–when faux royalty met faux Johnny Depp.  It was all a misunderstanding according to Lu, and she’s still together with her big dummy.  Sexy SonJa brought the heat, according to Andy, [...]

New York’s least favorite perv is back and shopping for anything and everything herbal to help “get it up”.  Isn’t this something most octogenarians prefer to do privately?  Not if you’re the Hornysaurus.  He’s brought his daughter and cameras along and he’s stroking for a discount…not a limp one, either. The little fella’s about an [...]

Last week’s episode kicked off the holiday season in New York with plenty of boozy get-togethers, attempts to put wine-gate to rest, and a new holiday classic.  I’m curious if your opinions are changing about individual housewives.  Yes, no, maybe? Carole opens this week’s episode with a white elephant holiday party.  Everyone draws a number, [...]

This week’s episode opens with a white elephant holiday party hosted by Carole.  Pleather and Lu meet the Hornysaurus for the first time, and he does not disappoint.  Every gift is sex-related as seen through George’s glasses.  Even an iguana can’t escape the clitoral treatment. I think I’ll play with this little guy in private. [...]

Welcome back to the Real Housewives of New York.  This week, the pressure is on for Cool Cat Carole to finish her new book.  Unfortunately, no time for writing now, though, because she needs to start packing for Miami.  What does dress for Kobe hotdog casual mean, exactly?   Carole and Sonja leave New York [...]

Last week, the Great White Grin swam in from London with her shiver of sharks and celebrated Aviva’s fifth anniversary with a pinot-soaked chum fest courtesy of Sonja in the City.  In a season sorely lacking in drama, watching Pleather’s gnashing smile chasing Ramona around the room was like a gory ray of sunshine that [...]