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Toddlers and Tiaras

Toddlers & Tiaras: God-Given Personalities Need a Gift Receipt

It’s just too, too much! Here we are in horse country to see some horses’ asses on this episode of Toddlers & Tiaras.  Joining us is Michael Booth, Pageant Director of the International Fresh Faces: Kentucky Derby Pageant and I think he’s a total hoot and he’s totally holding out on us because he’s being [...]

Project Runway Season 10 Episode 11 Heidi Klum is scary as hell
Recaps

Project Runway Recap: You Can’t Call A Baby An A$$hole

***Please welcome your newest recapper to the gasm family, FatCamp!!  Wthout Seal, Heidi resorts to some voodoo shit to complete her child army   Hey Gasmii!  I have the pleasure of stepping in for the lovely MrsMiaWallace this week, as she is off in Puerto Rico getting cornrows and hopping from hot tub to hot [...]

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Recaps

DWTS Recap: Can’t Spell Classical Without ‘Ass’

Bonjour mis Gasmii! Bienvenu à la nuit de la musique classique! I wish I could claim this recap’s title as my own, but that honor goes to Mark Ballas. We’re treated to an opening number by the E Street Band. Okay not really them, it’s actually a good sized orchestra. Their front-man is Grammy Winner Joshua [...]

Toddlers and Tiaras

Toddlers & Tiaras: Viva Hugh Jass!

A couple of kids we haven’t seen for awhile