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The Real World is returning to Vegas.
Hello, Gasmi! Welcome to the debut of Harper’s Island. I’m your recap artist, Leia LaBiblia. If you ever wondered what North Shore would have been like with a serial killer around, have I got a show for you. This thirteen-week bloodbath about a super-deranged fiend stalking a fancy wedding is just the thing if you’re [...]
None of these individuals took Vegas for millions counting cards in Blackjack or anything else. Hey-o! Can you believe it? A Paradise Hotel recap done this early in the week? Only the promise of long overdue drinks tomorrow with the ‘Gasm writers would get me on top of my game, so I could get out [...]
I just really missed Amanda. The moment we’ve all been waiting for…Who’s come back to haunt the guests of Paradise Hotel like a drunk, slutty ghost? Will it be a season one guest like Man Boobs Dave, (which would be awesome)? Or are we going to be subjected to Raheim and his tedious civics analogies? [...]
I mean “Government”. Hi, everyone! Did you know that Lady Sensation lives in a time warp? And in this time warp this recap is not only on time, but early! Yes, it’s great to be delusional. I could be one of our Paradise Hotel contestants. Anyway, enough about me. Let’s slather on that SPF and [...]
I want you. To not be late again, Lady Sensation. Lady Sensation had a crazy week, gang. It’s an excuse, but no justification for abandoning you all. I do believe that above all reality television comes first, but unfortunately that’s not what my landlords say, so late it is! So, when I did have some [...]