POSTS TAGGED: Hugh Acheson

How did it feel to get hosed out of $125,000.00 by your shitty sous-chefs?

The premiere of Iron Maiden Chef America!…

The battle to see who can be more out-of-date in both looks and attitude…

We’ve sunk to a new low by watching bread rise…

I would have been constantly humming the tune of “My Heart Will Go On”…

When one door closes, a douchebag crawls in through the window…

Screwing up breakfast AND lunch in just a few short hours…

Never have I seen a group of people look more insulted by lunch..

Sharing our nostalgia for terrible-looking food…

Some will make it to Seattle, some will be put to DEATH…

Welcome back to where cooking meets terrible hairstyling…

Feel like crying? Justifying? Apologizing? This is your episode, then!

Someone gets chosen to be Top Chef… and someone else will bitch about it.

The chefs find out who won Redemption Kitchen. Then everybody cries. The end.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Time to play Pretend Restaurants and “Blame The Bore-verly”!

Two words: Restaurant Whores!

Time to get wasted on tequila and have a meltdown!

It’s Tequila night on Top Chef, and that means bringing out your not-so-inner big fat bitch!

Let’s go overcook some steak at SouthFork Ranch!

This week it’s all about being saucy and stabbing yourself as punishment!

Thinking outside the flour tortilla is haaaaard!

Cooking murderous reptiles and/or Mexican parties!

Group Three is decimated and the Bubble Chefs compete!

No, really, Group 3 gets screwed. Hard.

Stuck On A Bubble In Texas

Bravo’s big-ass behemoth show returns!

Bam!

Pointless experiments. Pfft.

Minicap of last night’s “Top Chef Masters”!

If you got a gimmick…

Sooooo, a Top Chef Master must be able to cook really, REALLY quickly, and also do so on a… moving tour bus.  Come on, Guys.  Couldn’t have made it a food truck or something else mildly relevant?  Of course not! The Quickfire is reminiscent of the SpeedFire of last season’s in which Colicchio prepared something [...]

Suvir saves us all from the countrywide pandemic of meat dependence. It is exactly as crazy as it sounds.

Naomi takes another power trip.