There’s trouble brewing in Tabor Heights.
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Tonight God comes out to cast judgement.
It’s Wednesday night and you know what that means. None of you are watching the X Factor. It’s all about the Big Brother Finale. Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered! Simon is very ill tonight so sitting in his place is Louie Walsh. Louie hails from Ireland and he is an on again/off again judge [...]
Imagine if we actually got to watch singers for all that time. That would just be weird. To watch singers. On a singing show.
Off to San Francisco where their auditions start of with another montage of suck.
“Sister Wives Tell All…the things you already know.” is the end of that sentence.
TLC baits us with drama and fails to deliver yet again
Sister Wives shows us you can never go home again, and you can’t un-see truck nuts once they’re burned in your brain
Tearing up Vegas Brown Style, a.k.a. taking all the fun out of Vegas
Love. Her. Ribollita! Ricotta (non)cheese! Bacci ball! Cat’s crazy backteased hair! You guessed it, Gasmii, we are in Italy! The reshuffled teams board the plane to Florence and are sent on the chase for the E.I. Zany stereotypical American tourist running around ensues. American reality shows making the US of A proud for over a [...]
Double the episodes, double the disappointment
This is my favorite Moroccon Mix! First of all, I owe EVERYONE an apology. I misspoke concerning last week’s episode in the comments. I called a commenter a bad word. I am sorry for that. We recappers work pretty hard to get these stories out to you and sometimes we take things a little too [...]
Something smells fishy… The jokes write themselves, folks! Song starts at 1:20… Wow, I just used a reference to a Sondheim song for my recap of a cooking show on Bravo. Doesn’t get much gayer than that, kids. Sorry for the delay, you guys, but I made it before show day! Hope you guys [...]
So here we are. The finale. This has been a season of ups and downs. Mostly downs as this was the season of the fairly blase. But no need to wax poetic as I am sure Idol will do that for me since we have two hours to kill. Let’s do this… To start of [...]
This is…finally the finale. Not that I haven’t enjoyed this season but all I want, once a competition begins, is to know who the winner is.
OK, you guys. Ready to go around the world? In 80 plates? Does that title make any sense whatsoever? Firstly, let’s discuss the ridiculous amount of cooking shows on the boob tube right now. Top Chef, Top Chef Masters, Iron Chef (original and America), Chopped, Food Network Star, Rachel Ray (all 10 of her shows), [...]
SO I have found that there is a slight problem with doing my recaps so quickly. Sometimes the places where I get my episode pics are not as fast as I am. Rather than be patient and wait I am going to type each song into Google and get my pictures for this episode from there.
A swarthy reality show host saves the world by doing what he does best, making love.
I feel like I should be walking through a mall and this is what is going on on that weird stage they set up by a bookstore.
The judges come onstage and for the first time all season I have nothing mean to say about JLo’s outfit. It looks perfect for playing Bingo at the Seniors Centre.
Hey Fran and Berry here, back in the saddle for week eight of The Amazing Race. Now let’s get going because this saddle is crazy uncomfortable! Last week as the sun set on AR’s Tanzania leg Team Blowup came in first place and Team Girl Gun came in last, but it was a non-elimination round [...]
Tonight one of the Top 9 gets eliminated. And by the power of birthdays I will not be going to jail for anything I may or may not have said in this recap.
Hey everyone! Fran here! Berry is here too, he just downed a gallon of milk, no one even dared him. He just did it. Maybe he’s having sympathy pregnancy hunger or it could be that he’s lacto-loading for this gripping episode of AR. BERRY, WIPE THAT MILK OUT OF YOUR BEARD, PHIL IS TALKING!! Phil: [...]
Ladies and Gentlemen, we are officially mid-calves deep in this season! Give yourselves a pat on the back! Unless you suffer from chronic back pain like Berry, then just blow a kiss into a mirror or something. Last week was a non-elimination round so on the plus side Bopper & Barfer have another chance to [...]
Someone goes home. Is it who you thought it was?
The chickens are coming home to roost – finally! So the big question this week is: Is Hubs really the demonic psycho the show has portrayed him to be over the last 2 weeks? Or has the lighting department just been upset with him? OR is Ioan off his meds? Lets find [...]
Hello Ringii of the TVGasm – I owe you an apology for the loss of last week’s episode. I was traveling and I couldn’t get the time to cover the brilliance that was “It’s Easy To Cry, When There’s This Much Cash Involved” in the way it deserved. Or…? Anyway thank you for your [...]
Gordon sorts out some issues in suburban Atlanta (again).
I wonder who’s bright idea it was to hold auditions in Aspen? It doesn’t make much sense when you think about it. Aspen is small. Aspen is expensive. Aspen is a destination town, not the hub of Colorado. Sounds perfect! I blame Randy. I blame Randy for everything To justify the Aspen location, we [...]
Hijinks ensue when a vampire and a werewolf move in with a ghost.
Monday, Dec. 26 Rudolph’s Shiny New Year (ABC, 8 pm) Rudolph the reindeer comes to the rescue when an evil bird kidnaps the New Year baby. Arthur Rankin and Jules Bass occasionally sought inspiration in drugs. Sometimes you get Heat Miser. Sometimes, you get… this. You Deserve It (CBS, 9 pm) Contestants try to solve [...]
Reese rethinks saving Carter’s life last week.
Saturday, Dec. 17th Star Trek Next Generation (BBC America, 6 pm) Before entering Starfleet Academy, Wesley accompanies Picard on a mission that jeopardizes the captain’s life. Shut up, Wesley. CNN Newsroom (CNN, 7 pm) Breaking news. All of it bad. Fox Report (Fox News Channel, 7 pm) Analysis and interpretation of the day’s lead stories. [...]