POSTS TAGGED: humor

Tonight we bitterly learn what the expression “No good deed goes unpunished,” really means. We also learn once and for all that Carter is more of a menace than Elias, patchouli-wearing hippies on a bus and crabs combined. Before that, Reese stops by the library and after snooping around and finding an embarrassing photo of [...]

Friday, Dec. 16th Bama Glama (Food Network 8 pm) A ballerina-themed wedding gets out of control when Scot takes it over the top. She was expecting Swan Lake. He gave her Black Swan. There was just a teensy bit of pre-wedding hysterics. Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (ABC, 8 pm) Ty and the team head to [...]

Hey fans and fanettes, it’s time to go out and get it DONE!!! Amazing Race finale style! The Amazing Race Season 19 is coming to a dramatic stop as this is our final episode! “I’m unemployed!!! Let’s recap this season 19 for one minute: Remember @RyanStorms? He remembers him. After 7 eliminations, there are lots [...]

Thursday, Dec. 15th Seinfeld (TBS, 7 pm) Jerry and Elaine vie for time with ballplayer Keith Hernandez. You bought Seinfeld on DVD? Why? It’s on TBS more often than Miley Cyrus smokes up! Community (NBC 8 pm) Abed decides he and the group must rediscover the meaning of Christmas when he awakes in stop-motion animation; [...]

Christmas was weird in the 60s.

Wednesday, Dec. 14th Ghost Hunters (SYFY, 7 pm) The crew investigates a town overrun by paranormal events. And yet, they manage to catch exactly nothing on film. The Rosie Show (OWN, 7 pm) Rosie O’Donnell’s big return to television comes in the form of “The Rosie Show” for Oprah Winfrey’s OWN Network. No, I don’t [...]

To the lost.

Tuesday, Dec 13th Glee (Fox, 8 pm) The glee club members face a difficult decision when they are asked to perform in two different places at the same time. I bet they solve the dilemma with a mélange of song, dance, and gay teen sex. Last Man Standing (ABC, 8 pm) Mandy offers to start [...]

Atlantic City: Same as it ever was.

E! News (E!, 7 pm) Ryan Seacrest and Giuliana Rancic offer an often irreverent look at Hollywood happenings. I bet having Alzheimer’s feels just like watching E! News. Rolling with Zach (OWN, 8 pm) Zach Anner, who uses a wheelchair, participates in activities like rock climbing and sailing on the show. Zach’s in a wheelchair. [...]

Carter’s like “fetch.” She’s just not going to happen.

Last week we kissed goodbye to the Sailboat Father and Son team of Team Sailboat. Disappointment off the port bow!!! We start this leg in Copenhagen, Denmark. The cleanest waterfront in the world. Cool. According to the internet the second cleanest is Chicago, and they dump bloody animals in there, so maybe don’t brag about [...]

Maybe We Can Just Get a Dog Instead

Choosing Paths

OR The Continuing Stupidity of Team Sailboat!

RINGER Recap “GAWD, there’s two of them?”

We see the fallout of Taylor’s misbehavior at last week’s party. Levi and Phillip do some promotional work for Inchwear. Chore looks for love.

Hey there race fans, Fran here with Berry by my side. We just popped open a six pack of Diet Mountain Dew and a a fresh bag of Berry’s homemade roadkill jerky so we are ready to watch! Last week the Blonde Twins got off to a shaky start and they just kept on sucking, [...]

When are bonfires ever a good idea, though?

Old age is scary stuff.

8 teams remain!

Only in RingerLand would this plan seem rational!

We begin in Indonesia…

Bridget continues to flail while Siobhan proves she’s the smart one.

A new season begins.

Things can only get worse.

Who to the what now?

Who’s responsible for this?

Leadership is serious business.

Pretend you don’t know how it ends.

Who will win?

Down to the crap-covered wire!

Who will make the semi-finals?

Who needs skill when you have fans?

A DWTS mini

There’s more magic in that single dance than in Tom Marvolo Riddle’s entire magical nutsack!

Because if there’s one thing we really need as a nation right now it’s yet another excuse for self-loathing, Dancing with the Stars this week brings us the theme Guilty Pleasures. No, this doesn’t mean we all get to circle up and listen to Len detail his recent late-night Google activity (thank Christ); what it [...]

Why must every single episode have a theme?

Austrian wackiness

Classical Week is packed with classic moments.