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Snapple Presents: The Amazing Snapple Race (by Snapple)

Between team ASL and Marlee Matlin, Sunday nights are pretty deaf. Ya heard? Oh, I’m sorry, perhaps you hadn’t heard. Berry’s almost deaf and I have selective hearing so we’re in the same boat. Since all the teams are STILL RACING, we have the same cast of characters as we had last week. But here [...]

Season finale time!

Can you believe we’ve subjected ourselves to 200 episodes of this?

L-Boogie returns to take on 16 and Preggers

Rock Week. Maks in leather pants. That is all.

Well, at least Peggy’s getting laid.

Tina Fey getting awarded for being funny!

The Salamis begin greasing their way into buying a house!

Milan and London, same Fashion Week format, more ugly.

Anniversary handcuffs and Oscar dresses aren’t enough for you?

1 episode, 2 hours, 3 contestants sent home, and 4 challenges!

Rachel preps for Milan and NY fashion weeks

Season finale time!

Even less happens than last week…

Four enter…two remain…two go away…is that math right? Good.

Remaining contestants get their dip on.

the more i watch this, the more scared i get that some poor woman is going to be sexually assaulted at this thing. GUY’S CHOICE!

The heat may be too much for us! We’re sweating like pigs just watching the intro!

Kitchen shenanigans with Gordon Ramsay and his hodgepodge group of freaks, skanks, and liars!

Jillian terrorizes fat people on her new show.

Finale Time!

Snapple: Celeb Apprentice Flavor

Home and Garden, look out!

Everything is hard. This week, our C list crew of misfits have to design an ad for Norton Antivirus theft identity protection. The girls really go for emotion, and the guys…really like words. Also, Blog is fucking incompetent, and we can’t WAIT to hear more verbal diherrhea from Cyndi Lauper. Am I right? Wohooo!

Celebrity apprentice, now in weaselvision! This week, the motley assortment of tools break into groups, name themselves, have a baby that is a restaurant and one team loses. Can you guess which? Doesn’t matter- you’ll see a lot of ex-mayor Blago acting like a dipshit and Cyndi Lauper forgetting that she’s on TV.

I’ll miss you the most, gay gay gay Ben. Previously on Sexrets of Aspen (yeah right)…old bitches in hats and off the shoulder blouses. Some poor, some rich. Some ugly, some uglier. Oh, and lots of coffee beverages. How much damage can a bunch of old broads and one queen do? Well…we’ll see on the [...]

Puppies really know what team play means. Only the strong survive puppy bowl. Sure, some men like football and get drunk watching men in tight uniforms but the real heroes? Those who can endure the constant game of puppy bowlery. And yes, we have it here. So- I pose this question to you: Are you [...]

We’re a modest bunch This week on Secrets of Aspen, Laura continues to be the uberbitch that she is by stacking the deck in her favor at a CHARITY AUCTION, where women and men get to bid on and DRAMA flies! Also, gay gay gay Ben stays sexually frustrated, being the only gay man or [...]

A Hooker? Like, what does that even MEAN? This week on SECRETS OF ASPEN, the episode is ALL ABOUT how everyone thinks Brooke is a hooker, but especially the gay gay gay cast member, Ben. Star and Poor-y don’t ask Brooke to be in the charity date auction because of this reputation, and instead take [...]

Oh Gasmi, we got all we could ask for on this week’s Dollhouse, 345 trips back to that most magical year, 2007, some of the sweetest geek on geek love ever recorded on television, and twists, twists, twists. So quit fooling around and make the jump so we can get to the good stuff.

Yeah, we’re doing this. This week on Secrets of Aspen, we meet Erin, a truly annoying ass rich bitch who looks as if her mother was drinking and gestating. She comes to Aspen and goes fly fishing while making their guide wanna kill himself. Laura and Brooke keep fighting (yawn) and Kat gets ever the [...]

Laura, on her front. In this inaugural episode, Laura comes back to Aspen from (surprise surprise) Orange county and immediately starts shit up with Brooke, Googly eyes and some poor bitch Masseuse. At the summer celebration party, Laura ends her friendship with Brooke and takes Googly eyes’ man while Kat (the poor one) finds an [...]

But slacking is! The Jack5sons: to show you that Michael wasn’t the only fucked up one in the family. Also, to capitalize on their brother’s death. Yeah, it must be tough riding on the coattails of your far more talented brother’s success, boys. In this season and series premier, we see what Tito, Jermaine, Jackie [...]

This is what a no-carb diet and PMS looks like This Hills episode, an extra dose of FUCKING APESHIT. Broahday, Kristin and Jayde all schedule lunchley meet and greets and get all up in each others’ businesses. And, HBUD STILL wants a baby, and will stop at NOTHING to get what her hormonal, surgery-laden 23 [...]

Previously we learned that if you make it through rounds and rounds of interviews and casting sessions and the first 3 legs of the race – you should probably know enough to HOLD ON TO YOUR @%&*$@! PASSPORT! WHY?!?! Because this is “AMAZING RACE“. Not “Amazing Race Around the Continental US”. Dan and Sam, the [...]

This week, the girls get makeovers. Oh, the Hills. Where would we be without our regular dose of living assery? Probably not in MALIBU, watching this episode, where Justin Bobby finally puts his penis into Kristin’s vagina. Also, Blahdrina is boring and everyone else is dumb.

We all saw the previews. Marc Jacobs performs Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” and I know people were getting really excited for this but Joe Jonas already covered this shiz. That was cute but this is months later and I am not impressed. Instead of putting a ring on it, let’s put a lid on it. Thanks. [...]

Welcome back everyone! It’s time for the show that preaches worldly knowledge while its contestants practice worldly ignorance! I’m bBitz and I’m excited to be back for my 3rd season of this Emmy-award winning show! (Clearly because of my recaps.) Last season we learned that just because you’re deaf doesn’t mean you can’t win (well… [...]