POSTS TAGGED: hypnotoad

Tyra Serling is here to explain all.

You need to get those expectations LOWERED, beyotch. Like, almost touching the ground.

Forget a love triangle. I want a love octagon!

The episode title is misleading. Just like my initial excitement for this episode.

Hypnotoad talks horror

This week on Desperate Housewives: Having firmly established both the plot and the repercussions of the plane crash, we’re treated to one of those episodes of the show where nothing really happens and everything is supposed to be funny. The operative phrase being “supposed to be.” Gabby and Susan have a falling out over the [...]

This week on Desperate Housewives: Cherry and Co. continue to want everyone to hate Katherine, and if this episode is any evidence, mission accomplished. Because she tries AGAIN to seduce Mike pretty much in front of Susan, then acts like a crazy cake-making ho toward Angie. But MIKE TAKES HIS SHIRT OFF! I know! Also, [...]

Tonight, on the series premiere of Dating In the Dark: Six people date each other. In the dark. Does attractiveness matter in a relationship? Probably. Does it matter in casting a reality show? Apparently not. So, it seems we won’t be able to move on with this recap until we discuss something: How freaking high [...]

Tonight on The City: Allie doesn’t know whether or not to trust Adam when Cat confronts her about what happened, Olivia and Nevan are bitches, and Whitney’s barely in the episode long enough for me to hate what’s on her head. What’s that smell?

The City this week: Whitney goes out to lunch with some non-gay dude from DVF, which causes Jay to reach a milestone or benchmark or whatever in their relationship; Erin says bye to Duncan; and Olivia pouts. Straight guys? Boring.

This week on Desperate Housewives, Bree is now Martha Stewart, Katherine is now bitter(er), Lynette is now Lynette, Edie is now back, Susan is now Gabby, and Gabby’s now “fat.” And still, people keep running over on time and robbing McClutzky of her bits. HEATHENS!