POSTS TAGGED: idol

Hey X Factor, Come try out next year…

Nigel to the rescue!

More drama

Another one bites the dust

Our diva has arrived

Dooog

Warning, Spoiler Alert

The top 11 perform some of Motown’s greatest hits.

Gawky teen or hot 25 year old?

Links to get you over the hump

Dangerously takes his turn at bat for the Austin auditions

The big apology

Poor me.

Idol and X-Factor rival coming soon.

About Kara being dumped. See, here’s the thing…

Rumor is that Kara is out, and Steven Tyler is in…

No Idol for Elton and JT.

Some hot linkage.

Could Bret be Simon’s replacement?

Nigel let Idol have it, he thinks Idol should focus more on the talent, rather the judges, and that Simon’s seat should remain open.  He said, “It’s never been my opinion that four judges work on that program because it should be about the talent…The team took their eye off the ball a little bit [...]

I didn’t want to write two posts for this, so I’m combining the stories… First on the list: Bret Michaels Us Weekly is reporting that he didn’t tell his family or his doctors that he was going to be performing last night.  He said, “The doctors, I didn’t tell them I was going to do [...]

The UK Sun is reporting that Madonna may be next in line to replace Simon Cowell on Idol…I don’t know how far down the line Fox has gone with this, but The Sun is reporting that she’s on their big wish list. Would Madonna do such a thing?  Isn’t a show like Idol totally beneath [...]

-Paula Abdul may see Simon off at the Idol finale. -The Mac VS PC ads have been canceled. -Nice article about the dude that created $#*! My Dad Says. -Bret Michaels will attend the Celeb Apprentice finale. -Old Christine is NOT DEAD yet.

-Jesse James is going to break his silence in an interview.  Why doesn’t he just hold a press conference like Tiger? -The Kids are back…here they are reenacting TMZ. -Ghost Whisperer maybe coming back, but not Old Christine. -Perez says he’ll replace Simon Cowell for free. -Build your own Jersey Shore doll. -CW picked-up a [...]

-$#*! My Dad Says’ got picked up. -Fox is optimistic about Idol’s future, and says that they’ll find a Simon replacement this summer. -Regis is set to host the daytime Emmys. -Bret Michaels’s new VH1 docu-series. -Glee got the post-Super Bowl slot! -Adam Lambert for Bowersox…and so am I. -More CBS pick-ups.

“These faces have been on your screens for over three months. You know more about these tools than any other season. You are voting more passionately than ever, but one of them has to go.” For a second, I thought Seabreath was breaking the fourth wall and talking directly to me. I was so startled [...]

Don’t forget the Jabbawockeez are America’s Best Dance Crew, dawg! Dear Judges, Andrew Lloyd Webber wants his masks back. This is American Idol goes to Musical Theater Camp, where anything goes!

The judges react to Mariah Carey’s lesser known hit “Ken Lee” Now that’s it’s down to 7 mostly blah contestants, we’re losing some steam here on American Idol. Seabreath walks past a somber lineup of the leftover contestants like they’re labor camp prisoners waiting for their daily ration of bread and lashings. It’s better than [...]

What are you bitching about? THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, NIGEL!

Ow! My back!

“The magic is inside you. There ain’t no crystal ball.” Remember how I suggested that an awesome twist for American Idol would be strapping the judges to the lie detectors used on the godforsaken shitshow that is The Moment of Truth? Well, some story editors at FOX must be reading my lil’ ole’ recaps, because [...]

This week on American Idol, Paula and I were on the exact same page. I woke up for this?

John Lennon chokes on hacks. Again. I’ve been seriously deliriously sleep-deprived this week, because I thought Mariah Carey was scheduled to guest judge this week, or at least perform “Touch My Body” while Kenneth the Page hula-hooped and twirled flaming giant turkey legs around her. Alas, it was all a croissant-fueled hallucination. Join me, mon [...]

Tink descends from the sky into the now massive studio and gives us a wink. Tonight, there will be a new set! New lights! Platforms and lifts and globes and screens and mosh pits!!! One question. Would it have killed you to add a pitch pipe into your budget? Welcome to the finals! This! Is [...]

“I refuse to bathe until we get Melinda Doolittle back.” I have a confession to make. While channelsurfing, I caught the end of a particularly hellacious episode of The Moment of Truth. The one where a dirty blonde who resembled a brassy Miss Piggy ‘fessed up to the following: 1. Being fired for stealing money [...]

I can’t remember why I left Star 98.7. Things that are super-hyped but are ultimately underwhelming, the more you think about them: 1. Pinkberry. Why should I pay over three dollars for fake frozen yogurt made from a powdered mix that’s combined with water? 2. The top 12 guys on Tuesday’s American Idol. The girls [...]