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Does this man: a) Live for Ren Fests? b) Consider Hot Topic’s 1998 winter catalogue to be the last word in fashion? c) Make Liberace look butch? d) Teach thousands of men how to get laid and get more ass than the proverbial toilet seat? After the jump, people:

If only I had one glove and a penchant for little boys. Now that would be a change. Welcome to finale part one of Step It Up and Dance! It’s all come down to this. Weeks of grueling partnering, exhausting prop work and never-ending gay Mexican hateration have brought us here. So what else is [...]

This song’s fifteen minutes is lasting forever- ever- ever. Welcome back to the week, gang! I hope you had a nice long Memorial Day weekend. I got to spend a little time this weekend with a former cast member of Melrose Place, and this was a highly special experience for me as I still think [...]

Drunkenness reaches critical mass, exploding the entire group. Our time at Paradise Hotel has come to an end and we sure do go out with a whimper. The Ultimate Prize is revealed at the halfway point and then the second half is alot of hemming and hawing over how to divvy it up? Say it [...]

Atom bombing. Welcome to the French space disco torture chamber circus. Yeah, I know it’s a lot to take in, but when you’re a modern dancer it’s just another day on the apparatus. How do words really describe the “majesty” of swinging on a giant, silver, atom-inspired structure to Gwen Stefani music anyway? Perhaps the [...]

Keep looking. Have you ever wanted to watch a show where nothing actually happened? I know, I know. You’re saying that you already watch The Hills. But those people are on quaaludes compared to our Paradise Hotel guests. It’s so much more fun to watch nothing happen with aggressive, drunk people! At this stage of [...]