POSTS TAGGED: Italian friends

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Lucky us!  Over in the corner, kicking aside discarded Skweez Couture and broken dreams, Bravo has clawed through the stinky litter box they call the Bravo vaults for these never-before-seen droppings, I mean, lost footage.  Let’s enjoy! Madame Palindrome invites Carole, Ramona, and Sonja to her Spinning fundraiser.  We know that neither Ramona nor Sonja [...]


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Touted by Andy Cohen as perhaps the biggest scandal in Real Housewives of New York City history, Lu’s face was hilarious when she realized he was talking about her ALLEGED night with the Johnny Deppelganger in St. Barth.  Ramona had Lu’s back and repeated “alleged” a couple of times.  Lu (she loves it when you [...]


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The Real Housewives of New York City Reunion is old school versus nOObies.  Flanking Andy Cohen on one side is Heather, Carole, and Aviva.  On the other side, there’s Ramona, Sonja, and LuAnn.  Let’s get to it! The reunion starts off with a Holla!  Andy thinks Holla! is controversial for some reason, but Heather defends [...]


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It’s the season 5 finale of The Real Housewives of New York City.  Last week’s episode ended with the Hornysaurus being kicked out of Ramona’s charity event for abused women after he grabbed Ramona by the arm.  Now it’s time to see what wacky catastrophe Heather’s charity fashion show to benefit organ transplant candidates can [...]


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Many things can be bad for business–bed bugs, YouTube videos of rats openly playing field sports, fingers in chili, etc., but what about the Hornysaurus roaming uncaged and unleashed through a store…on camera?  Well, that’s the nightmare of a health store in New York and opening scene of this week’s Real Housewives of New York City. [...]


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Last week, the ladies finished off St. Barth, I mean, their week in St. Barth.  Feelings are still hurt by Madam Palindrome’s calling the Noodle Nymphettes “white trash” and her sucking the fun out of what had been an enjoyable, wild vacation.  Tomas, A/K/A Italian Deppster Friend, took Lu and Sonja for a good walk [...]


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It is Part Three of the Real Housewives of New York City sexual assault on St Barth.  Hurricanes would have been kinder.  The ladies have been enjoying their time, making it mostly a girls trip.  Capt. Tomas Sparrow and his codpiece have shown a couple of the ladies a good time, and the liquor has [...]