POSTS TAGGED: J-Mo

Sadly, also with 98% less interesting stuff going on…

RIght now Sherri would sleep with you for a meatball…

How did it feel to get hosed out of $125,000.00 by your shitty sous-chefs?

The premiere of Iron Maiden Chef America!…

Ahhhh, mixing food with the miracle of childbirth…

I have no idea what is going on with this show any more…

The battle to see who can be more out-of-date in both looks and attitude…

We’ve sunk to a new low by watching bread rise…

I would have been constantly humming the tune of “My Heart Will Go On”…

When one door closes, a douchebag crawls in through the window…

The Chickens Have Come Home To Roost!

The 357th episode in a row where Blowsie is using a deep-fryer

Someone’s going to get super-stabby in the kitchen!

Restaurant Wars! Except not really!

Welcome the Mayor of Excuses Village!

One big, long commercial for Wealthy Choice frozen foodstuffs…

***SourCake brings us your November comments! Ah, November, I barely remember you at all. My daughter turned one, I had to go back to work after a blissful year of SAHMing and I didn’t get to spend nearly as much time online as I was accustomed to (see above re: stay-at-home-mom). Luckily, in pulling together this [...]

Battling it out to see who can be the biggest bratty beyotch!

J-Mo solidifies his extra-wide seat in Hell by taking apart a Holiday Classic…

Grape Ape goes on a rampage!

Can we vote for Fan LEAST Favorite, please?

The return of Yoda (and she has extensions!)

Olive Garden ALSO takes names… for their email list, natch!

It’s goddamned nitpicky to expect old white ladies from North Dakota to be able to instantly tell the difference between a tamale and a taco

Screwing up breakfast AND lunch in just a few short hours…

Never have I seen a group of people look more insulted by lunch..

Sharing our nostalgia for terrible-looking food…

Time to insult each other’s wieners!

“Takoyaki” is Japanese for “hideous edible tentacles”

Please pack your knives and GTFO…

Welcome back One-Ball, No-Ball and Cue-Ball…

Tonight’s show is brought to you by the letters “S”, “T”, “F” and “U”…

Some will make it to Seattle, some will be put to DEATH…

Welcome back to where cooking meets terrible hairstyling…

Hi Gasmii! Well here it is, the long anticipated “WTF Is Tyra Up To Now?” episode of ANTM. As discussed earlier, cycle 19 is a starting over point, because you know, Tyra is a Harvard business grad now and she has to make important business decisions. Tyra joins Hillary Duff among the ranks of the [...]

Time for a buzzkill with a double-dose of that patented brand of Manzo bitchery!

Gay bars are powerful places, and just like a ouija board, they are not to be toyed with lightly…

Can this show just be about Rosie from now on? Pleeeeeease?

The Brown Smurf does disgusting things with a barrowful of wet stucco. This is sexier than doing disgusting things with Tre.

Feel like crying? Justifying? Apologizing? This is your episode, then!