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Someone gets chosen to be Top Chef… and someone else will bitch about it.

Keeping hot stuff hot and cool stuff cool just makes everything piss-warm…

More weird randomness and Chinese food!

The chefs flee Texas for the Great White North!

The chefs find out who won Redemption Kitchen. Then everybody cries. The end.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Pee Wee Herman is back to terrorize Texans and creep out the Alamo!

Chummy teammates become bitter adversaries as the chefs are forced to cook to the death!

Jobless Grayson takes on Daddy Tom over some chicken-salad!

A diabolical conveyor belt and a visit from that scary-ass Charlize Theron in makeup!

Eeeeeeeevvvvvvvviiiiiiiillllllll bitches.

Time to play Pretend Restaurants and “Blame The Bore-verly”!

Two words: Restaurant Whores!

Thanks for proving once again that fat people are whiny lazyasses…

We find out how much fun it is to cook with chemicals, and then everyone goes to HELL!

Twitter takes over and then Patti LaBelle finds BigFoot!

Gitchy-gitchy ya-ya Tom-Tom!

Time to get wasted on tequila and have a meltdown!

It’s Tequila night on Top Chef, and that means bringing out your not-so-inner big fat bitch!

Let’s go overcook some steak at SouthFork Ranch!

This week it’s all about being saucy and stabbing yourself as punishment!

Cooking from survival-kits and making rich-bitches eat cigars is haaaard!

Cooking for the 1% really sucks because they are such a stick-up-the-ass bunch.

The chefs try to fry each other’s palates and cook dumbed-down chili!

Beware of spicy “food products” and don’t put beans in chili!

Thinking outside the flour tortilla is haaaaard!

Cooking murderous reptiles and/or Mexican parties!

Group Three is decimated and the Bubble Chefs compete!

No, really, Group 3 gets screwed. Hard.

Stuck On A Bubble In Texas

Bravo’s big-ass behemoth show returns!

It’s that time a year! We’re back with TVgasm’s Fall Predictions and Previews: Part One! The recappers got together to mock all of the trailers for the upcoming Fall shows and predict which will succeed and will fail miserably and embarrass the parents of all involved in their making. We’re never wrong. OK sometimes we [...]

Dogs, cats, angry Southwest pilots, and dammit why is Rocco so cute and terrible?

Daddy Tom and Miss Elia throw down!… sorta.

We finally get to see which of the Lesser Of Two Evils is victorious!

The Top Three tackle the Most Moribund Meal of their entire liiiiiives!

Are y’all ready for some voluptuous man-tits?

The chefs nearly burn to death in the Bahamas!

The past comes back to haunt (and taunt) the chefs!

Episode three of the TVgasm podcast