POSTS TAGGED: Jabby Lee Miller

The end, my friend!

Getting closer…

Season finale!

Rejoice! The end is nigh!

Please make it stop.

New York, New York.

The shark is lying in bed smoking a butt after having been jumped so hard.

Being and Nothingness.

Patriotic Booty.

It’s not a democracy, it’s a dance-ocracy.

Asian Invasion

Sometimes you just gotta say WTF.

Lifetime is not even trying anymore.

Yawn.

On the previous unnecessarily long episode of Dance Moms: Chloe was still suspended; ALDC sucked in Minnesota; Mackenzie may or may not have hurt her foot; Shrill hoped to exploit Kendall while she’s still young and pretty. As they line up for pyramid, Jabby laments that they had to go all the way to Minnesota [...]

Two freaking hours!

Leave a message after the beep. Or don’t. But don’t expect me to call you back.

Zzzzzzz.

Just when you thought this show couldn’t get any more ridiculous, we have this week’s episode. And did it really need to be 90 minutes long? Previously: Cathy came back with a new set of Apple’s whom the girls beat by one-tenth of a point; Shrill replaced Melissa as team kiss-ass; Christi left the comp [...]

Don’t cross the streams!

Much ado about nothing.

Studio Blues.

R.I.P. Broadway Baby Jeez, Gasmii. This episode couldn’t be more depressing if they had beaten a puppy. Everyone needs to take a couple of deep breaths and chill the fuck out. We begin with the bad news that the NC judges made a math error <cough BULLSHIT cough> last week and Kendall and Maddie’s duet [...]

This is how we duet.

WTF?

“The real dance moms are here.”

Upping the “IN10SITY”.

Crossing the picket line

Shaking things up.

New season, same nonsense.

Let’s do this!

So long. Farewell! Auf weidersehen, Goodbye! Dance Moms has gone to bed and so must I.

REALLY mini…

Someday season two will end, but not this week.

Our long NATIONALS nightmare is over.

Finale! (That’s pronounced “finally.”)

Plus, Brooke sings!

The end is in sight!

Whoa, Black Patsy, (Bam-ba-lam).

A concerted effort.