POSTS TAGGED: jane and blanche

Hola our beautiful, beautiful Gasmi!! Have you missed us?  We have missed you so. We have been boring each other with random snarkiness and look forward to having an audience for a change. Of course, we are assuming that other people are actually watching a show where Jessica Simpson and Nicole Bitchie are still relevant. Oh and [...]

WOW, Gasmi it was a wild and groovy night at the Bachelor Pad! They promised us “the most shocking and disturbing Bachelor Pad finale ever.” And really what could be more disturbing than having to watch this show all summer long only to see an awkward proposal, awkward hot seats and an awkward ending. It’s [...]

Hola, Gasmi! We’re back at the pad, ready for a giant mess of an episode. there is A LOT of filler in this episode, we have never heard Chris Harrison speak so slowly and use the same words over and over. Why does ABC insist on 2 hours? We start right after the last rose [...]

Gosh we miss Guy Smiley HHHeeelllloooooo, our Gasmii friends! It’s time to recap episode 4 of Bachelor Pad 3, 2 days late and 1 dollar short… This game show begins with a game show… Is there a more technical term for what we’re caught in here?  Chris Harrison tells us that it’s a Gameshow Mashup. No, that’s not it…oh, that’s [...]

Well you can tell by the way I use my walk…  HOLA Gasmi! Welcome to another fun-filled, educational (boring) episode of Hollywood Exes.  We know we sound like a broken record, guys, but we are getting more and more bitter with every passing week. They don’t need to be mean to each other but give us something [...]

Latest Match.com gimmick In this week’s episode… The single ladies try to put a ring on it. But only find serial killers. The stress is getting to be too much for Nicole- lots’o lawsuits and now she needs a house with a bowling alley AND a movie theater… the horror! Drea goes on a blind date [...]

Hello folks! We’re back for another week of Hollywood Exes with our fingers crossed for some good drama. We have watched reality TV for a lot of years and know that producers LOVE their drama so surely there will be some weave-pulling action happening soon, right? We hope so because so far this show has [...]

Hola Gasmii! We hope you all had a safe and happy holiday! Jane hit the bottle pretty hard so the recap should be interesting tomorrow. Big shout out to Kit Hoover on Access Hollywood Live for asking Mayte the funniest interview question we’ve seen to date- “What was it like living with Prince, did y’all share [...]