POSTS TAGGED: janelle

It’s eviction time! And a new HoH is crowned.

Last week on Big Brother: the producers changed everything and blamed it on “America,” and now everything is bullshit. We resume during the HoH competition, in which all 12 contestants (UGH, I can’t believe how many are still left in this game) are hanging from a fake pirate ship as water is poured on their [...]

Are you ready for the dullest episode of the season? THAT’S THE SPIRIT! Listen: we have a lot of reasons to be down on the United States these days (people shoving fried chicken in their mouths to show how much they hate gays, a bumbling buffoon traveling around the world to represent us, the continued [...]

This show will get booted from CBS faster than HoHo did. Previously on Big Brother, a gay guy beat a lesbian at hockey, … Don’t move. …male pattern baldness beat a gay guy, … and a nerd beat…well, Ian didn’t beat anyone at anything. He did, however, go down on a bear. The show has [...]

Hey guys, it’s me, Danny! Let’s jump right into this bullshit! Julie Chen is here with us tonight! No matter how terribly slow the live shows are, you can always count on Julie’s eccentric wardrobe and robotic laughter to bring some joy into the hour. Sadly, Julie opted for a rather calm dress, only notable [...]

It’s the first ever coach competition, and this season’s first elimination ceremony. Oh, and it’s boring.

Dear TLC, way to phone it in twice this season.

Double the episodes, double the disappointment

It’s his birthday and he’ll whine if he wants to!

Having 1/4 a husband looks way too hard

The Browns get a Charlie Brown tree and Christine is a real Grinch

The Browns are back on TV THANK YOU TLC!

Meri has a trainer! Like a good Sister Wife, she’s not going to keep him to herself.

They were sister-in-laws before they were Sister Wives.