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What’s with the quitting Brits? It’s no wonder we got our independence!

ANTM crowns a winner, in the loosest sense of the word.

Oh my God. I thought it would never end.

Hey, did you hear? Tyra wrote a “book.”

Tyson Beckford is 40. I wonder if he’s as depressed as I am about that.

Still in Greece. Still skinny. Still stupid.

The models continue their stay in Greece, land of humidity and face sheen.

Since we’ve exhausted photos and perfumes, we move on to music videos.

The girls create personal fragrances just in time for Christmas Clearance sales.

Apparently, posing as Snooki is NOT frowned upon.

Coco Rocha is a really good model and her name makes me want candy.

Coco Rocha shows up everyone. Tyra included.

Kardashians and LaToya Jackson blew out my TV. It couldn’t handle the tacky.

Ashlee Simpson pops in to remind us that she is not working on anything.

14 models are back to see who can not become famous again

ANTM All-Stars! So really, just 14 girls with nothing to do.

It is SKINNY time!

Brittani or Molly? Molly or Brittani? It matters not one bit.

OMFG who’s going to win!?!?

Three are left. One get’s dropped. We’re getting close!

Issa London dresses the girls in Morocco..but who’s dressing Kate Middleton?

Goat brains foil one of the models. Who cares, Issa London clothes are pretty!

The models head to Morocco and molest some camels.

It feels like forever since the last recap, Gasmii!  Last week was a repeat followed by a highlights show which I spent none of my time watching.  Instead, I watched my DVR’d American Idol, Survivor, my DVR’d Spice World movie and a billion episodes of The Good Wife on Netflix.  Another time filler?  The Royal [...]

The models still hate Alexandria and I hate myself for still watching.

Tyra gives how to be famous lessons. I have to ask…why?

Rachel Zoe takes time out from not eating and stops by.

Against his better judgment, Francesco Carrozzini returns.

Makeovers and more fake hair than a Britney Spears shower drain.

13 models, bees, and barbecue.

ANTM is back. Again. No really, it’s still on.

Go Sees become No Sees in Milan.

The girls ditch Venica, CA for Venice, Italy!

Ann eats pavement. At least she’s finally eating.

One is selected to trollop around the Grammys; finally a prize I can get on board with.

Patrick Demarchelier appears and Vogue’s Hell freezes over.

The girls dress up as mermaids. Oh, and no one likes Kacey.

Makeovers(unders?) occur and two go home.