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So, a lot happened this season. A tone-deaf Cuban kid with a sizable wang stuttered his way into the Top Ten. Whispers of a conspiracy theory that Idol producers were behind the elimination of anybody possessing a wang, sizable or otherwise, floated among the five of us still watching. Randy Jackson, creator of timeless phrases [...]

Hello, Gasmii! Welcome to week four of “Dancing with the Stars.” Last week, Wynnona and Tony rightfully went home. I love Tony and Wynnona has an awesome personality, but they were really awful on the dance floor. Tony’s mullet really is the best metaphor for Wynonna’s “dancing.” This week is one of my favorite themes. [...]

It’s official

Pretty official

Is it true?

The top 13 perform. Sorta.

The Good, The Bad and The Completely Pointless Filler.

  I wonder who’s bright idea it was to hold auditions in Aspen? It doesn’t make much sense when you think about it. Aspen is small. Aspen is expensive. Aspen is a destination town, not the hub of Colorado. Sounds perfect! I blame Randy. I blame Randy for everything To justify the Aspen location, we [...]

Where were you when it all started? Apparently, everyone was 6 years old, sitting on the floor in front of the TV in their footie pajamas. Al least those are the people who openly and proudly admit they watch American Idol. All the 6 year olds of the world have finally grown up and are [...]

It’s official

Talkin’ trash

She’s officially back!

Her deepest thoughts…

More drama

Another one bites the dust

Shocking announcement. Not really.

Diva

Somebody needs an in-ear monitor.

One person’s eliminated from the top five.

Top five perform songs from then and now.

One of the top five is booted.

One is eliminated from the top six.

The top six perform.

She’s on fire

New Latin show

1 person’s eliminated from the top 8.

The top 8 contestants perform songs from the movies.

Last night’s Idol quick take.

She’s the chosen one

The top 9 perform songs from the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

The top 11 perform Elton John’s songs.

The top 11 perform some of Motown’s greatest hits.

The top 12 perform songs from the year they were born.

The top 13 compete to see who will out-mediocre the rest.

Hollywood Week continues…

Group Night and gays still hate fat people.

Bluzgirl comes back for a second helping of Idol

A new season of really terrible things that happen to people who sing.

It’s almost here!

Thank-you, Idol.