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Substitute Teacher!

Hola Gasmii! We are at the end! What a long strange journey it’s been, littered with White Knights and Olympian Queens. We get treated to a fast reel of who chose who and who eliminated who and how we ended up here. The important thing is they got rid of the minorities I will definitely [...]

Hola Gasmii!! We are down to three couples! The end is in sight! Then it again, it has been for a while Last week no one went home because of the surprise double elimination releasing us from the clueless nightmare that was Ali, the bro-style terror that was Jesse, and two other people no one [...]

  Wake me when its over   Hello Gasmii!!! The end is in sight! We will soon be overrun by monstrous human-shaped wunderkind sprung from the belly of Chase after Summer implants her eggs in him! Don’t go near the waters though, they swim faster than they run! Well that’s one theory anyway.  We are [...]

Gasmi! Welcome to Episode 5! I hope everyone had a happy and safe July 4th! Let’s remember last week – Ken let his vagina do the talking and publicly scolded Jesse for casual sex in his 20s. Thank you Reverend Falwell! Ali decides Jesse will never get up her Ali and opts for some Cock…ney. [...]

 Kitty Seems Off Today Episode 4 – Characters will be questioned!!! People will stick their noses where other people have stuck their genitals! Couples will be disillusioned! Ryan will be boring!  Hello Gasmii! We are really plowing through this season! Feels like only yesterday I was wishing for a repeat of Billy and Mandy from [...]

The sluts have finally arrived!!! We left the gang last week losing the weakest links – Dr. Cox and Monkey Zombie , adieu! And with a few strong relationships (Yanina and Ken, Ali and Chase), a fledgling physical relationship (Tairheads), a begrudging friendship/crush combo (Ginger Cock), the strongest/weakest link (Ryan and Summer), and two anonymous [...]

Jim Carrey, eat your heart out Welcome Gasmii!!! We have our second episode of Love in the Wild and it’s the blowjob edition! But don’t expect any actual blowjobs, just BJ faces galore. I expected this episode would find the reality show tables turned and a host of loose, hot women released like locusts on [...]

Too much plastic surgery Jenny McCarthy, too much.   Welcome to Love in the Wild! Hosted by a genuine cougar! My personal hope is show is a cross between the Bachelor (too Disney) and Temptation Island (too trashy), with just the right mix of narcissists and morons! I will disclaim that I was surprised to [...]

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American Daddy!

Oprah’s leaving her show, and so far Harpo productions doesn’t have anyone in line to replace the Big O. A Harpo spokesperson told the NY Post, “We do not have anyone taking over for Oprah…We do have a development deal with Jenny McCarthy. We are exploring possibilities across a number of platforms.” I think Jenny [...]