POSTS TAGGED: Jeremy Calvert

Well, the end is nigh and Dr. Douche has one last hour to make a total ass shat of himself and his profession. Let me quickly say that I am out of the country and I spent much of this episode “buffering” for copious amounts of time, to say the least. So whatever I missed, [...]

Okay, so it’s time for Dr. Douche to impart his wisdom on the ladies of Teen Mom 2 and make sure that MTV appears to have the best interest of the girls in their wallets mind. He quickly introduces Leah, Chelsea, Kailyn, and Jenelle and we get to see a video montage of the season. [...]

It’s the finale… so we have to start with flashbacks from the entire season. It’s fun to see Jenelle spiral. It’s boring to see Kailyn’s world. It’s laughable to see Chelsea waste another year of her life and accomplish nothing. It’s disgusting to see Leah make everything about her. Speaking of which, Leah’s mom and [...]

Here’s a short list of the things the Teen Mom 2 ladies are stressed out about this week: 1. Jenelle – Rent2. Jenelle – Drugs3. Kieffer – Drugs4. Chelsea – Renting a bouncy castle5. Leah – One load of laundry6. Kailyn – Telling Slo Jo she’s getting married and moving (I didn’t say they weren’t [...]

Well, it was a fun-filled week in Teen Mom current events. Farrah managed to literally whore herself out. Gary Head went to jail. Jenelle saved Jace’s life. And Leah managed to stay married.  But that’s the real world… let’s go back a few months to see the MTV version of the real world a little [...]

Mean Muggin’ is my new favorite thing to say, do, and rap about! Javi is taking his Air Force entrance exam and Kailyn calls and leaves him a good luck message. She tosses in “your family is counting on you” for a little extra incentive. An hour later he calls Kailyn and tells her that [...]

Okay, sorry about that… I totally suck… but here’s Hour 2… And it doesn’t disappoint. (Full disclosure: I may not have proofed this very well and while I am anti-spousal abuse, I do NOT feel bad for Jenelle.) Leah is moved into her new house with her new husband. Megan stops over to watch her [...]

Okay, since we have two hours, I’m going to have to keep things short. But it’s so hard with so much crap going on… I will have the second episode tomorrow… and I haven’t watched it yet… so don’t ruin it for me. (It’s all I have going on tomorrow.) Jenelle and Gary are madly [...]

Jenelle and Gary are back together and Barb is happy. Jenelle feels better with her new boobs. Gary likes her before and after. Kieffer texted that he was on his way back, and Gary says he better stay away. Jenelle might still be on her “pain medication”. Gary had these two white boxes of something [...]

I’m going to start out with a list of things that I liked and hated about the show: 1. Leah’s mascara – Hate. 2. Leah’s nails and their constant change from scene to scene – Hate. 3. Kailyn’s subtle mascara – Love. 4. Kailyn’s natural nails – Love. 5. Chelsea’s hair, clothes, shoes, voice – [...]

Uber Megan is back and she’s brought along some of her friends. We will meet them throughout the recap. Uber Megan is the all-being, all-knowing Teen Mom Mascot. Jenelle is glad to be off probation and hasn’t seen her mom or Jace in a while. She and Kieffer are at home and Kieffer is drinking [...]

Who’s on first? What’s on second? I don’t know. Third base. But these ladies have all gone a lot further than third base. On first in Kailyn, and I will say that her story line is a total snooze-fest. It’s painful to watch her interact with a random Megan to talk about seeing Slo Jo [...]

Finally a fairly fun episode from the Teen Moms. And by fun, I mean dysfunctional. There wasn’t a slacker among them. Each girl did something uniquely depressing (read, funny) and kept me entertained. Okay, maybe not Kailyn, but she did appear to get some sun. So, let’s start, my friends… We start out with Kailyn [...]

The Season Premier of Teen Mom 2, Season 4 didn’t bring us too much in the way of new info. It was more of a rehashing of last year and playing out what we saw on the Check-Up Show with Dr. Drew. First up we have Chelsea and Aubree eating pizza, when a new friend [...]

It’s time for the Teen Mom 2 cast to check in with Dr. Drew. As if they weren’t screwing up their lives enough on their own, now they have Dr. Drew around to give them even more stupid advice. Hey Dr. Douche, How’s that Celeb Rehab show working out? We quickly start in a montage [...]

 Dr. Drew is back to instill some wisdom in the ladies, and gents, from Teen Mom 2. Chelsea and Adam had unprotected sex as recently as a week ago. GED. Adam. Randy. Bad. Spray. Tan. Dr. Drew 0 – Teen Mom 1 Jenelle’s up next. Her two front teeth look like gerbil teeth. Ke$ha. Weed. [...]

We made it to the end… of Season 3. Sadly, some of the ladies should be back on 16 and Pregnant. Let’s dive right in… Jeremy is still out of town, making his way home for the weekend, when Leah decides it’s best for her to call him while he’s driving to tell him that [...]

It’s virtually impossible to do a minicap for over 3 hours of Teen Mom 2. So I have decided to just keep working on the full recap of all 3 hours.  Be patient with me and I will do my best to finish up soon.  GED results, paternity test results, IUD stories, and a video [...]

Since I’m so late, I haven’t really proofed this too well, so please excuse any typos… or  point them out… whatever works. Leah and Jeremy do the twin-swap with Corey in the parking lot like always. Jeremy is taking Leah away for the weekend and she says he has no idea how much she needs [...]

This week on Teen Mom 2… I lose my lunch over the moronic behavior of 20 year old girls… and…  Leah and Jeremy rent a cabin to get away from it all. Chelsea is moving and talking about her GED. She calls Adam and asks if he can keep Aubree while she studies. Kailyn goes [...]

We’re back… let’s see what these lovely ladies have been up to since last week. But more importantly, many thanks to Gamsii @S-Natch for properly renaming Randiculous Houska, “Daddy Houskabucks”! **bowing head for a moment of silence** Kailyn is back at Slo Jo’s house to drop off Isaac and she said she realizes that it’s [...]

This week on Teen Mom 2…. Kailyn isn’t moving to Texas, but she does meet a new guy. She moves into a new house and manages to not drop out of college or have the guy move in with her. Leah and Jeremy move into a new house and Leah drops out of college. The [...]

Well, the upside is that MTV and Chelsea Houska aren’t 100% responsible for the death of the world’s cutest dog… the downside is that the world’s cutest dog is no longer with us. RIP Sweet Frankie!   We start with Jenelle on the phone with Amber, talking about her break-up with Josh. She wants to stay [...]

Well, the upside is that MTV and Chelsea Houska aren’t 100% responsible for the death of the world’s cutest dog… the downside is that the world’s cutest dog is no longer with us. RIP Sweet Frankie! I am finishing up the full recap, but ran a little behind due to a long weekend in Vegas. [...]

The smartest girl on Teen Mom 2 doesn’t want to get potty trained. Up first, I am posting a small montage of a few Teen Mom 2 candid (and completely staged) holiday pics. Um. Yeah. So. GROSS.  Your mommy loves the new baby more. Jace decorated his tree with Klonopin.  Teen Mom 2 was on [...]