POSTS TAGGED: jersey shore

And so, good night, until the next season airs.

One Meatball stands alone.

Hail, hail, the gang’s all here!

Rehab is for quitters

All about Snooki’s pregnancy

That’s a wrap!

Poorly played, MTV. Nobody cares anymore.

VH1 announced that Jersey Shore is getting the pop-up video treatment. They’re taking select episodes from the first season and airing them pop-up style. Um, what a great idea!!! I think that’s a great way to recycle reruns, don’t you? They need to do that to every outrageous show on TV. Could you imagine if [...]

Put the Shore to bed

Never underestimate the importance of clear diction.

Only three episodes left!

Better late than never!

Love at the Jersey Shore

Everyone wins Worst in Show

SSDD

Snooki’s bladder and Mike’s psychosis.

Shout out and a huge thank you to readers sardini and snowshoecat, whose comments convinced me to watch the first season of this glorious trainwreck of a show. Because if I hadn’t watched it, I never would have seen this happen: This is going to be my go-to happy thought for months. Here’s a quick [...]

Thursday, February 2nd Cash Cab (Discovery Channel, 6 pm) Episode title: Chuck Norris Wins. Chuck Norris doesn’t win Cash Cab. Cash Cab gives Chuck Norris the money in return for its life. The Rosie Show (OWN, 7 pm) Rosie’s Sing-A-Long with Kristen Chenoweth. Sometimes I envy Marlee Matlin.   Vote for me or my boyfriend [...]

They’re on a mission from God.

This week on the Jersey Shore…. Danny is sick and tired of the housemates dicking off at work, and with Vinny and Mike gone he says that he’s going to find them new roommates. Our Guidos/Guidettes become very territorial and insular upon hearing this, except for Pauly D., who’s glass-half-full disposition recognizes an exciting opportunity [...]

Thursday, Jan. 19 American Idol (8 pm) Stability is the keyword for this season as the judges’ panel remains the same for the second straight year, the first time the panel has been the same in consecutive seasons since the addition of the (short-lived) fourth judge following season seven. “We’re holding stable” seems like a [...]

Tuesday, Jan. 17 Glee (Fox, 8 pm) Finn’s plans for after graduation surprise his friends. A spin-off show in which he goes to college that lasts six episodes before being canceled? Snooki, look out! Taboo (National Geographic Channel) Humans have an inherent urge to fight. In some cultures, the boundaries of what is considered acceptable [...]

Vinny is the spokesperson for anxiety

Thursday, January 12th Rob (CBS, 8:30 pm) Rob (Rob Schneider) meets his new wife’s large Mexican-American family for the first time and notices he doesn’t quite fit in. This Rob Schneider vehicle will last exactly as long as it takes NBC to realize that reruns of Two and a Half Men get better ratings. Project [...]

Thursday, Jan. 5 What’s spellcheck ever done for me? Toddlers & Tiaras (TLC, 6 pm) Large prizes draw contestants to the America’s Trezured Dollz pageant in Nashville, Tenn. Candice? Are you sure you spelled the name of that pageant right? Project Runway All Stars (Lifetime, 9 pm) Guest judges include famed fashionista Miss Piggy and [...]

Sneak peek

What do you think?

Last week we kissed goodbye to the Sailboat Father and Son team of Team Sailboat. Disappointment off the port bow!!! We start this leg in Copenhagen, Denmark. The cleanest waterfront in the world. Cool. According to the internet the second cleanest is Chicago, and they dump bloody animals in there, so maybe don’t brag about [...]

I love it, so shoot me.

He’s a broke douchebag

Jersey Shore finally has a premiere date for season 5!!! They’re back in Jersey and it’s going to be awesome! Here’s a preview: Get More: Jersey Shore (Season 4), Full Episodes It’s all coming back January 5th, and I’m so excited!

I’m addicted to money, fame and blow so I’ll be going back to Jersey!

Meatballs on the loose.

Gym, tan, stop trying new phrases.

Winning Halloween costumes

Love quadrangle.

Dump that zero.

Hairy lesbians. With gravy.

I can has hickey.

Everybody hurts.