POSTS TAGGED: Jessica

First of all, Nia is a trash bag full of crab-ridden cunts.  She gets worse every episode.  Jessica gets butt hurt because Averey and Butta begin to realize what we have known for a while, Jessica sucks rocks.  The gang rides dirt bikes.  Nia gets fired.  Averey and Jessica get into it, and Nia eggs [...]

I’m baaaaaaaack!  Another big thanks to smango for taking over last week.  I was dealing with two deaths, one human and one K-9, but things are much better now.  I wish I could say the same for the roommates.  Everyone is dealing with the fallout from the Nia/Jordan blow up.  Nia plays the victim card. [...]

I am pretty sure “Millimeter Peter and the Baby Man” would be an awesome band name.  Someone get on that.  So, as it turns out, Nia really was just trying to fuck with Jordan’s head.  He figured it out pretty quickly.  Personally, I think she is attempting to show dominance over the male roommates, but [...]

Whoa.  Whoa.  Whoa.  What the fuck just happened?  Does Nia have multiple personalities?  Do I have multiple personalities?  I went from Nia dislike, to like, to gagging in the span of an hour.  I am not even sure what else to say, so let’s just get to the episode before I decide to say something [...]

Howdy guys and dolls! Something about this episode was off to me. Some interesting things occurred, but the way everything was edited together left something to be desired. Or maybe the situations were exciting and the roommates reacted like slugs? Who knows. Anyway, Averey proved she was a slut on the street AND a freak [...]

Hello, my Real World loving friends! I don’t know about y’all, but I thought this week was definitely more entertaining that last week. Johnny and Averey did sexy times because she was impressed they slept in the same bed and he didn’t try to get his hump on. Jordan fought with Buttaface. Then, Jordan fought [...]

Is it too soon to wish Anastasia would ride her bike off the bridge? Oh, Portland.  I know you want to keep things “weird,” not “dirty,” but MTV is here to crush your dreams.  After a lengthy hiatus, The Real World is back for its 28th season.  I am plockness monster, and I am here [...]

Hello folks! We’re back for another week of Hollywood Exes with our fingers crossed for some good drama. We have watched reality TV for a lot of years and know that producers LOVE their drama so surely there will be some weave-pulling action happening soon, right? We hope so because so far this show has [...]

We’re baaack! Does it feel like it’s been a whole week? Time again for our new favorite almost-drama. Hollywood Exes. When last we head from Jessica, she had told Jose (her ex-husband and current douchebag) that he could move in with her and their 15-year-old daughter so that he could “be a parent again.”  This week’s [...]

Hola Gasmii! We hope you all had a safe and happy holiday! Jane hit the bottle pretty hard so the recap should be interesting tomorrow. Big shout out to Kit Hoover on Access Hollywood Live for asking Mayte the funniest interview question we’ve seen to date- “What was it like living with Prince, did y’all share [...]

Hola Gasmii! We got a double dose of our show last night- they want us extra hooked right from the start!  Let us introduce you to the 5 ladies we will be following in to the cray cray: First we meet Andrea Kelly, R Kelly’s ex-wife. Yes he had a wife and has kids other [...]

They can only vote you to the bottom so many times before you get the hint they don’t want you there.

Sabina’s robot skills have been upgraded to include witty retorts and Jessica is still off her meds.

Roman does what he wants to do.

Roman will only tattoo what he wants on you so get used to it.

Another reality tattoo competition..but with less Oliver and more Patrick/Grimace.